this post will probably have amazing spider-spoilers in the comments

[punchingplz]

What the hell do you mean I'm 'like Dr. Connor's stupid jock brother'? I don't even know who he is!

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[punchingplz]

Still don't know who the hell is is.

And 'the Lizard'? Whoever names these things needs to be taken out and shot.

[master_of_magnet]

A biologist. An expert in the field of gene splicing, hence his current state.

Well, 'Fluffy Unicorn of Sharingville' was taken apparently.

[Oh so deadpan.]

[punchingplz]

Also explains why I never heard of him. I'm not the science type.

[master_of_magnet]

Says the living weapon many have come to call 'the Abomination.'

[punchingplz]

Don't call me that.

[master_of_magnet]

What else would I call a hulking, leathery, monstrous beast fueled by rage?

Abomination seems fitting if you ask me.

[punchingplz]

Well it's a good thing no one asked you then. Piss off.

[master_of_magnet]

There are many things that are simple truths in life. The sky appears blue, gravity keeps us on the ground, and nobody gives me orders.

Especially not some twisted science fair reject.

[punchingplz]

Except I am. I don't know who the hell you are and you've already pissed me off. Go away.

[master_of_magnet]

You know, the last man who gave me orders was a German soldier during my time in Auchwitz. Right before I disemboweled him with his own rifle.

You are not helping your cause, abomination.

[punchingplz]

Auschwitz?

[That causes Blosnky to temporarily lose his train of thought.]

Christ, you're old.

[master_of_magnet]

[He also starts to float.]

My name is Erik Lensherr. However, many refer to me by the moniker Magneto; the Master of Magnetism. I am of the species Homo-Sapiens-Superior, the ones your kind calls 'mutants.'

I do not take orders from your kind.