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[ofafeather]

I don't care how hilarious you think you are, that's not funny and you're not funny.

And no, I don't think using the robot song would actually be any better or worse. It'd be just as bad. Now would you stop listening to alien-related songs and, I don't know, do something productive?

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/totally doesn't know any comic canon, if that's okay

[compromisedarrow]

Sounds like someone's a bit annoyed.

NEVER except how it's awesome :D

[ofafeather]

Just a bit.

[compromisedarrow]

How much is a bit, then?

[ofafeather]

I'd punch her in the face if it was physically possible.

[compromisedarrow]

That bad, huh?

And I wouldn't count on any productivity, either.

[ofafeather]

One of my icon keywords is "Hello Mr. Earthling, I'm here to love you." It's worse than that bad.

No, definitely not. A girl can dream, though.

[compromisedarrow]

So, what's the deal with that? You an alien or something?

[ofafeather]

No, I was just abducted and replaced by shape-shifting aliens who were invading Earth.

[Yeah, it was a kind of a big deal.]

[compromisedarrow]

[Not where he's from]

Sounds interesting. We just get the regular kind.

[ofafeather]

You sure about that? The sneaky part about the shape shifting kind is that you don't know they're aliens until it's too late.

[compromisedarrow]

Hopefully they'll wait until after my vacation this time

[ofafeather]

They never do.

[compromisedarrow]

I was afraid you were going to say that.

[ofafeather]

What can I say, I like to spoil the hopes and dreams of random people I meet.

[compromisedarrow]

Well, you're good at it.

[And a hand gets offered]

Clint Barton.

[ofafeather]

I take pride in my work.

[She shakes his hand.]

...of course you are. I'm Bobbi Morse.

[compromisedarrow]

[A slight quirk of the eyebrow]

What's that mean?

[ofafeather]

I just know a different you, that's all.