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[ofafeather]

I don't care how hilarious you think you are, that's not funny and you're not funny.

And no, I don't think using the robot song would actually be any better or worse. It'd be just as bad. Now would you stop listening to alien-related songs and, I don't know, do something productive?

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[strongest_archer]

Telling them it's not funny tends to make them think its even more funny, ya know.

[ofafeather]

Oh, believe me, I've noticed. But I figured it's already bad enough, might be worth a shot.

[strongest_archer]

[He grins.] Definitely worth a shot. Sometimes you get lucky and they get distracted away from whatever has them laughing so much.

[lovesarrows]

...Ouch.

[ofafeather]

See, you're on to my master plan now. I'm hoping this makes her focus on something else.

[ofafeather]

She named some of my icons with a song called Redneck Vixen from Outer Space, Clint. Redneck Vixen from Outer Space.

[strongest_archer]

Maybe she'll focus here instead.

So, what do they call a smart woman like you?

[lovesarrows]

I don't have anything to do with that, just so we're clear.

[ofafeather]

Hopefully.

Bobbi. Mockingbird. What about you?

[ofafeather]

Are you sure?

[strongest_archer]

Mockingbird...Bobbi as in Bobbi Morse?...aw jeeze! [He's just going to facepalm and drag his hand down his face a moment.]

I'm Clint Barton Jr. But call me CJ.

[lovesarrows]

I am one hundred percent sure on this one.

/totally doesn't know any comic canon, if that's okay

[compromisedarrow]

Sounds like someone's a bit annoyed.

[ofafeather]

...Clint Barton Jr.?

There's a story there, isn't there?

[ofafeather]

Yeah, didn't think so.

She won't shut up about Francis, either. It's weird.

[strongest_archer]

Yeah. Clint Barton's my dad and no I don't know why he got to pick my name. I never asked.

Uh, probably.

NEVER except how it's awesome :D

[ofafeather]

Just a bit.

[compromisedarrow]

How much is a bit, then?

[ofafeather]

Letting him name things is never a good idea.

[She's not going to ask. This is weird enough already.]

[ofafeather]

I'd punch her in the face if it was physically possible.

[compromisedarrow]

That bad, huh?

And I wouldn't count on any productivity, either.

[strongest_archer]

That's part of why I go by CJ. It sounds a lot cooler too.

So...uhhh...[Awkward.] Dad told me a few stories about you and him. Never thought I'd ever actually talk to you.

[ofafeather]

One of my icon keywords is "Hello Mr. Earthling, I'm here to love you." It's worse than that bad.

No, definitely not. A girl can dream, though.

[compromisedarrow]

So, what's the deal with that? You an alien or something?

[ofafeather]

Hopefully he told you good things.