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(>| you realize what you've done right |<)
(>| i mean i don't even care that you're not planning on actually apping me at the game where you took me for a spin in their test drive i wouldn't drop either of the characters you already have there either |<)
(>| but i've still graduated from minor oc in an overly ambitious fanfic to rp muse |<)
(>| you can't possibly think this is just going to go away now can you |<)
(>| i've got a journal and everything |<)

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i don't got no ideas of who all you're up and being.
BUT SEEING YOU HAS GOT THE MUN FULL UP WITH SOME WICKED EXCITEMENT.
nice what to be seeing a sister in the paint too.

(>| and now my mun's all excited too and won't tell me why |<)
(>| something about aging me down for rp purposes to avoid stepping on anyone's toes whatever that means |<)
(>| funny creatures muns |<)
(>| anyway yes hi c: |<)
(>| always a pleasure to meet another carny |<)
(>| i'm lydain |<)

and i'm being gamzee. :o)
HONK.
honk.
HONK.
and yeah, they're all up and being the most motherfucking funny of little squishy things.
AND CONFUSING ALL UP TO A BROTHER'S PAN HALF THE TIME.
but it's being the best to be meeting you.
NOT EVER GOT MY MEET ON OF NO ONE ELSE WHAT BELIEVES BEFORE.

(>| really |<)
(>| a solo act then |<)
(>| i'm with the starblood troupe at least during dark and dim seasons |<)
(>| i mean anyone who wants to live out of a tent in the bright season is not the fun kind of crazy |<)
(>| but anyway we do a pretty wide circuit of the major hiveclusters in the eastern plains |<)
(>| spread the faith around a bit you know |<)
(>| seeing isn't believing but it certainly helps |<)

[TOTALLY CHILL, totally ignoring the screeching, flailing mun in the background rolling around in fangirl glee. You know, we're all cool and chill as ice here.]

so
this is kind a Awwkwward but
i suppose im the Designated Ambassador to say
uh
kudos for existing?

i dont evven Knoww
im just the mouthpiece for the idiot wwith the keyboard
so
yeah

(>| muns huh |<)
(>| can't live with them can't messily cull them and salt and burn the remains |<)

(>| but yeah thanks i guess |<)
(>| you seem to have the whole existence thing down pretty well yourself |<)

...heh
Funny you wwould say that
except its not really funny an more like Depressin As Fuck but hey
lets call it funny
funny wworks Better anywway

yeah existin is A Thing i do
i guess
i still think my real talent is at dyin though
but that might just be my mun an her lovve fer horror games

(>| well to be fair most people who die are rank amateurs at it |<)
(>| i mean honestly it's like they've never practiced a day in their life |<)
(>| so it's good to know where your strengths lie |<)

comes wwith the territory
i guess i wwoke up late the night they wwere handin out the cool powwers
oh eridan
here havve the powwers that kill you evvery time you use them
wwhy the fuck not

(>| so these powers do they do anything else cool |<)
(>| or do i have the honor of speaking to the world's saddest jadeblood |<)

in my experience
Evveryone thinks Time Travvel Is Cool

until they actually havve to try it out

so i dont knoww about saddest
but probably Bitterest
unless you count in my Ancestor
maybe
but I Nevver Count him in
because hes an Asshole

(>| ah yes |<)
(>| the ignore your hatchright in the hope it will go away strategy |<)
(>| well done |<)

You WWould Too
if your fuckin ancestor had gotten himself Executed
for the crime a bein Himself
not treason against the empire no
just
Bein The Iscariot
nice an simple
an in retrospect a fuckin miracle i didnt get culled just for bein his descendant

(>| so wait was he an embarrassment to your line or a tragic victim of circumstances outside his control |<)

to be Fair
at this point
i dont knoww if
Greatest Traitor In Trollkind History
is an Achievvement or an embarrassment

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