i've lost control and also x-men are assholes

[butwhytho]

[of course it would be pyro am i right he's such a FLAMING DOUCHE HAHA]

Why does no one take me seriously? Why are there more of that new guy than me? The movie isn't even out yet!

Why is it crap on Spider-Man month? I didn't...but...but why?

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[manofiron]

Dude, seriously. If you're working for SHIELD, I'm quitting.

[butwhytho]

I think they'd be pretty glad if you left, actually.

[manofiron]

Yeah? Why's that?

[butwhytho]

Because you're a bad team player, you're self-destruction is world famous, you're disastrously unreliable, you're disturbingly selfish, and you're a bigger liability than the Hulk.

[manofiron]

[ All of this is true. He's not denying it. ]

This from a guy who believes that crying is a legitimate form of problem solving.

[butwhytho]

You never had an issue with it before, Father.

[manofiron]

I thought we talked about how we weren't going to ever bring this up again, Peter.

[butwhytho]

Then why bring up crying when all you felt was betrayed by God the Father Almighty as I held you in arms and you set fire to the rain with your broken sobbing?

[themanoutoftime]

There's...more than one of you?

[butwhytho]

[broken sobbing, steve

not yet, but. it'll get there]

Well...there's a new movie coming out...another Spider-Man. But...they're already here. I. I think they're doing this to make fun of me, you know. Because people think the Tobey movies were really bad.

Jumping the gun or something. I don't know, apparently Garfield or whatever his name is very very cute.

[manofiron]

Peter.

[themanoutoftime]

[Steve isn't looking forward to it.]

Oh. I wouldn't-- I'm sorry? That he's cute. And that people don't like your movies.

[butwhytho]

Of course you are.

You're like the sweetest person on the entire planet.

[themanoutoftime]

I'm sure that's not true.

[butwhytho]

[...give him a moment.]

It's because I stopped playing piano, isn't it?

[butwhytho]

You're the only one not laughing, Steve.

The only one.

[manofiron]

Try the dancing.

[themanoutoftime]

Oh, Christ. Please don't cry.

[manofiron]

Don't fall for it, Steve. You're going to regret it.

[themanoutoftime]

Please don't let him cry.

[manofiron]

All he does is cry! That's his MO. There's like, nothing else.

[themanoutoftime]

[Steve's maybe gripping his arm pretty hard.]

I can't deal with crying, Tony.

[manofiron]

[ Tony takes it like a man and tries not to wince. ]

What if I start crying?

[themanoutoftime]

[his voice is a harsh whisper.]

Then I will cry.

[Yep. Steve's a sympathetic crier.]

[butwhytho]

I'm sorry I'm not Justin Hammer, Tony, but you said what we had was pure!