Somehow this icon works now. It was made for irony.

[notintehkitchen]

The unicorn was really cute! I see it's a real thing you can buy now! You have to get it for me, mun! I love unicorns!

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[notintehkitchen]

But I had to do it, it was my job. I don't wanna be away from my flamethrower....

[hasstandards]

Right. At least if there's one thing he understands, it's a job.

[Though that doesn't mean he has to appreciate the part where his skin was melted off.]

[notintehkitchen]

If he gets mad at me can I hurt him again?

[See, she knows he's your friend.]

[hasstandards]

Maybe you oughtta let me talk to him before you do that, pumpkin- er, Momo.

[He's still getting used to not calling you by the pet name.]

[notintehkitchen]

Ok, you talk to him first. If he refuses then I'll kill him again.

[DON'T CALL HER THE SLANG WORD IN JAPANESE THAT MEANS FAT. ;_;]

[hasstandards]

Fair enough.

[HE'S WORKING ON IT. He's a slow learner sometimes. Probably all those baseball bats to the head and coffee.]

[notintehkitchen]

So... can we get a unicorn?

[hasstandards]

I'm sure we could find you a stuffed one from a store, yeah.

[notintehkitchen]

Will it be pink?

[hasstandards]

If that's the color you want.

[notintehkitchen]

Yes please! And I want a baby Engineer and a baby Spy riding on it! It will be the best gift ever!

[hasstandards]

I'm not so sure we can get you any of those, but I'll see what we can do about the doll.

[notintehkitchen]

Can't you sew them for me? Um, my birthday is coming up soon...

[hasstandards]

I'm not much of one for sewing, to be honest.

[Unless it's made of dead animal skins. He's pretty good with that.]

Wait, your birthday is comin' up?

[notintehkitchen]

Mmm. It's in August. I was born in a good month. 8 is a lucky number it goes from heaven and reaches down to earth!

[hasstandards]

Huh. I didn't know that. Then again, I don't know much about numbers.

[notintehkitchen]

Yes, and I'm extra lucky because I was born on August 8th!

[hasstandards]

Huh. I guess I oughtta have some luck, bein' born on the 8th myself.

[notintehkitchen]

Hey, hey! That means we're twins!

[hasstandards]

With just a few years between us.

[More like a decade + a few.]

[notintehkitchen]

[Oh, Sniper. You are the cutest when you are trying to make yourself not seem like a pedophile.]

I believe it is more then a few years...

[hasstandards]

[Hey, she's of age. Thankfully.]

Maybe.

[notintehkitchen]

It's more like a decade and a half.

[Poor Sniper, she just has to announce it.]

[hasstandards]

[Sigh.]

I'm aware. You didn't have to go and make me feel old.

[notintehkitchen]

It's fine. I like older men.