Somehow this icon works now. It was made for irony.

[notintehkitchen]

The unicorn was really cute! I see it's a real thing you can buy now! You have to get it for me, mun! I love unicorns!

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[hasstandards]

Somehow, I'm not surprised at all by that.

[notintehkitchen]

I did a good job, right? I did a good job!

[Scoots over to him and waits to be patted on the head.]

[hasstandards]

[He runs his hand through her hair after a second of waiting, though he keeps his neutral expression.]

That you did. I'm always tellin' ya you're good at your job. The best, even.

[Though he's not so keen on the part where you burnt his Sniping BFF to a crisp.]

[freakinblur]

Ya need ta stop snortin' all that gasoline.

[notintehkitchen]

I don't snort it! I'm wearing a gas mask for a reason!

[notintehkitchen]

[Yay! Getting petted by Sniper is the best. Right now, she might have a invisible tail wagging like crazy.]

I am the best Pyro! I killed them all with no help!

[Hey, she can't help it. He's a BLU.]

[freakinblur]

Hey, I saw dat video! Pretty sure all dem fumes are killin' some brain cells 'r somethin'. [Says the guy who drinks atomic soda.]

[hasstandards]

Now maybe people won't underestimate ya.

[Not that they ever did. Insert obligatory Pyro is Overpowered joke here.]

[notintehkitchen]

My brain cells work just fine to kill you all!

[freakinblur]

Well that part was clearly a... whattaya call it... dramatization.

[notintehkitchen]

I even got BLU really good! He's going to mad at me, isn't he?

[The Pyro is underpowered, what do you mean?!]

[notintehkitchen]

No! It all really happened! Don't be jealous because you aren't as strong as me.

[Don't make her flex her arms, she scared another Scout away by doing so.]

[hasstandards]

Possibly. I don't expect he appreciates bein' lit on fire.

[notintehkitchen]

But I had to do it, it was my job. I don't wanna be away from my flamethrower....

[hasstandards]

Right. At least if there's one thing he understands, it's a job.

[Though that doesn't mean he has to appreciate the part where his skin was melted off.]

[notintehkitchen]

If he gets mad at me can I hurt him again?

[See, she knows he's your friend.]

[hasstandards]

Maybe you oughtta let me talk to him before you do that, pumpkin- er, Momo.

[He's still getting used to not calling you by the pet name.]

[notintehkitchen]

Ok, you talk to him first. If he refuses then I'll kill him again.

[DON'T CALL HER THE SLANG WORD IN JAPANESE THAT MEANS FAT. ;_;]

[hasstandards]

Fair enough.

[HE'S WORKING ON IT. He's a slow learner sometimes. Probably all those baseball bats to the head and coffee.]

[notintehkitchen]

So... can we get a unicorn?

[hasstandards]

I'm sure we could find you a stuffed one from a store, yeah.

[idkworldruler]

So...you're actually a guy?

That was the best way to wake up. I don't know what I expected, but that wasn't it.

[poyo]

That looked like fun, poyo!

[ guess who only paid attention to one part ]

[not_onyourside]

Zhat ees not really how you view zhe world ees eet?

[bye_to_yer_head]

How come yer blob wasn't in it?