[Hey, I'm not crazy! Just because I want to eat a hamburger, think Iron Will is hot, and drink my coffee as bitter as can be doesn't mean I'm crazy! Fluttercruel, everypony knows you're not crazy. You're just a little... um, aggressive. Yeah. That. I'll probably punch Spike in the face until he says I'm not crazy. Um... can I just talk to him? ...Meh. Fine.]
Um, Spike, I don't think anypony's crazy. ...Um, except for that one pony who thinks he's a dog, but I've been trying to help him.
[Fluttershy is awkwardly shuffling her hoof on the ground. Fluttercruel's getting more and more curious the more Spike keeps saying swear words. Or at least words that are close to being swear words.]
[Fluttershy turns into Fluttercruel; Her colors more dull and less vibrant, scars appearing on her body, and the 3 butterflies turning into a helping hoof.]
I didn't snap at all! What the buck exactly are you talking about? Neither 'Shy nor me would ever kill anyone. We're both the element of kindness, numnuts. What's this shed you keep on talking about?
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[Really wary about you, nutcase.]
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Fluttercruel, everypony knows you're not crazy. You're just a little... um, aggressive.
Yeah. That. I'll probably punch Spike in the face until he says I'm not crazy.
Um... can I just talk to him?
...Meh. Fine.]
Um, Spike, I don't think anypony's crazy. ...Um, except for that one pony who thinks he's a dog, but I've been trying to help him.
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A pony dog...holy shit, what have you been doing, you sick fuck!?
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[Fluttershy is awkwardly shuffling her hoof on the ground. Fluttercruel's getting more and more curious the more Spike keeps saying swear words. Or at least words that are close to being swear words.]
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[A pause.]
...If that's my punishment, then so be it.
['Shy, you don't have to do that. You're perfectly bucking fine.]
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The buck did you say 'Shy did?
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You took Rainbow Dash in your shed and fucking sawed her in half.
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[Okay, maybe that sort of thing would happen in 'Cruel's dreams, but she'd never do that to anyone!]
Are you out of your bucking mind? Neither of us even own a shed.
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Yeah, you totally fucking lost it.
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...If this is about Princess Gaia, I'm going to rip your tongue out.
[Fluttercruel, I think there's a good explanation for this.
Oh yeah? Then what is it?
...Um, I don't know.]
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What the fuck are you on?! I'm talking about a shed!
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And I keep on telling you, you bucking idiot, that all I'm hearing from you is dragon fewmets. I don't know a bucking thing about any shed.
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...okay, yeah. You've totally fucking snapped. Good job.
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