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[checkoutthesedecks]

What did you think was going to happen, some magical friendship bullshit?

Ugh, I REALLY need a shower. If you see Pinkie, just keep her the fuck away from me.

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[musical_shitennou]

You're a funny looking thing. [He studied her with a face.]

[checkoutthesedecks]

And you're really creepy so it evens out.

[musical_shitennou]

I am not creepy, you weird thing.

[checkoutthesedecks]

...right. And the whole finger to the lips thing doesn't SCREAM creepy.

[musical_shitennou]

What do you mean by that? [That was his pose. Kunzite-sama loved it...]

[shy_kindness]

Um, what's wrong with Pinkie Diane?

[checkoutthesedecks]

The fact that I don't whether you're gonna kill me or have sex with my eye socket.

[checkoutthesedecks]

Uh, probably what's wrong with everyone in Ponyville: you're all fucking crazy.

[Really wary about you, nutcase.]

[shy_kindness]

[Hey, I'm not crazy! Just because I want to eat a hamburger, think Iron Will is hot, and drink my coffee as bitter as can be doesn't mean I'm crazy!
Fluttercruel, everypony knows you're not crazy. You're just a little... um, aggressive.
Yeah. That. I'll probably punch Spike in the face until he says I'm not crazy.
Um... can I just talk to him?
...Meh. Fine.]

Um, Spike, I don't think anypony's crazy. ...Um, except for that one pony who thinks he's a dog, but I've been trying to help him.

[checkoutthesedecks]

[...okay the whole weird whatever was going on isn't so confidence inspiring.]

A pony dog...holy shit, what have you been doing, you sick fuck!?

[shy_kindness]

Um, I said a pony who thinks he's a dog...

[Fluttershy is awkwardly shuffling her hoof on the ground. Fluttercruel's getting more and more curious the more Spike keeps saying swear words. Or at least words that are close to being swear words.]

[checkoutthesedecks]

You didn't answer my question, you psycho.

[shy_kindness]

Oh. Um, sorry. I went to an asylum and I tried talking to him to try and... get him to stop thinking that he was a dog...

[checkoutthesedecks]

Yeah, great story. But I'm pretty sure YOU belong in the asylum.

[shy_kindness]

M- me?

[A pause.]

...If that's my punishment, then so be it.

['Shy, you don't have to do that. You're perfectly bucking fine.]

[checkoutthesedecks]

Yeah, seems appropriate since you chainsawed Rainbow Dash in half.

1/2

[shy_kindness]

[This causes BOTH Flutters to pause.]

2/2

[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttershy turns into Fluttercruel; Her colors more dull and less vibrant, scars appearing on her body, and the 3 butterflies turning into a helping hoof.]

The buck did you say 'Shy did?

[checkoutthesedecks]

[He hopes this is an acid flashback.]

You took Rainbow Dash in your shed and fucking sawed her in half.

[cruel_kindness]

...We'd never do that!

[Okay, maybe that sort of thing would happen in 'Cruel's dreams, but she'd never do that to anyone!]

Are you out of your bucking mind? Neither of us even own a shed.

[checkoutthesedecks]

Are you kidding me? You never shut up about that fucking shed!

Yeah, you totally fucking lost it.

[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttercruel glares at Spike.]

...If this is about Princess Gaia, I'm going to rip your tongue out.

[Fluttercruel, I think there's a good explanation for this.
Oh yeah? Then what is it?
...Um, I don't know.]

[checkoutthesedecks]

[Oh good god she's gonna kill him.]

What the fuck are you on?! I'm talking about a shed!

[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttercruel stomps the ground with a hoof.]

And I keep on telling you, you bucking idiot, that all I'm hearing from you is dragon fewmets. I don't know a bucking thing about any shed.

[checkoutthesedecks]

...


...okay, yeah. You've totally fucking snapped. Good job.

[cruel_kindness]

I didn't snap at all! What the buck exactly are you talking about? Neither 'Shy nor me would ever kill anyone. We're both the element of kindness, numnuts. What's this shed you keep on talking about?

[musical_shitennou]

[He looked a bit shocked at that.]

I-I only do that with Kunzite-sama. [The sex part anyway.]