Voice Testing

[darntootinestmom]

Well, I completely understand why you find me so appealing! Ahahaha! I know that I'm just a wonderful woman with class and a great sense of humour but there's one thing we need to straighten up ASAP, little lady. You can not continue baking Betty Crocker cakes! It's just not the same as a good old fashioned cake made from scratch! [She does a happy little air punch to emphasize her point.]

Now if you need some help, I'll be more than willing to donate my time. If I can almost teach Jackie how to bake a pie I can completely teach anyone to bake a cake! [token kitty laugh.]

Now you go get washed up, I have some cheese puffs in the oven and some hungry bellies to feed! [And another laugh.]

Comments

[darntootinestmom]

Well, unless you plan on hunting neighbourhood dogs and cats you're going to be stuck eating what I buy at the grocery store. [A laugh.]

[keeps_count]

I am afraid I must turn down your offer then, my lady.

[Legolas crosses his hand over his heart and bows slightly.]

[darntootinestmom]

[Mark this one on your calendars, folks! Kitty is speechless. She has never had someone turn down her food in her life.]

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[keeps_count]

[At least Legolas is sickeningly polite about it?]

[darntootinestmom]

[She still doesn't really know how to react so she wipes her hands on her apron and clears her throat.]

All right... Well, would you still like to help? Or..? Did you want more coffee? We could play cards! I have a deck somewhere around here! [Awkward laugh.]