Because there is nowhere else for him to complain about this and he just is FML right now.

[lazygenius]

You're more troublesome than you used to be.


[Yes that is all he is saying outloud you crazy woman, because what is his life. You are seriously going to write an application for that place? No, saying you'll find Team 10 for him is not consolation, he knows what happens there!]

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[lazygenius]

[Oh god Chouji, he is happy to see you and worried at the same time. Do not let your mun get enabled okay, just stay here with him where clouds do not follow sex. THANK YOU! But of course he says none of this outloud. He does not change expressions at all.]

Sex Island Chouji, she's taking me a place where my chakra won't work and I have to have sex to stay alive.

[That has to be trying to kill him right?!]

1/ comment chain whoops

[badassbutterfly]

[ ....but

what ]

[badassbutterfly]

[ no

DECIDEDLY 'NO' ]

3/3 oh it wasn't so bad after all. also alsdfjkd I'm rusty with him don't mind me

[badassbutterfly]

[ MY NAME IS AKIMICHI CHOUJI AND I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS except in a manner not unlike a flustered hen??? That's almost worse than trying to kill him. It's... kind of trying to kill him. Basically, it is. There is sincere threat of death.

No benefit of the doubt for her. ]

But- that- why would she want to do that?

[ AND DO YOU NEED ME TO BEAT HER UP, I WOULD TRY IF YOU NEED ME TO. ]

Shikamaru is impressed bro!No worries! I am rusty too and I squealed and plurked your tag!

[lazygenius]

[He just stands there hand against the back of his neck. He feels the same way! But of course, he will be freaking out internally because of course she wants him to die! He is not going to have sex with a stranger and castmates well, the three he will have just NO! Clears his throat and just dead pans.]

Because she is a sadist and it gets better, Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are there.

[His life sucks! Dude, if you could manage that he would be so grateful. HE LOVES YOU CHOUJI! Just for wanting to injure this crazy woman.]

fasdjl.

[badassbutterfly]

[ Keyword forever. For everyone. No efforts are being spared in this level of worrying. Who decides to send anyone to a place like that ignoring that his mun has someone there? ]

There has to be something we can do, right?

I can't help myself. Their friendship is a favorite of all the ones presented in the series~

[lazygenius]

[dlkfjadsklfjdsaididnotknowthis Though, apparently Team 7 has survived there for awhile now. Shikamaru is not seeing his chances as so good and he may not say it, but he'll be worrying about all of them. Also, the type of people who do this are people like the one Shikamaru has been dealing with since she first read the chunin exams....]

Like what? There is no way to break out of their hold. Unless she completely fails at the application it is a guarantee I am going. Not like I'm going to be jumping up and down to make friends and I've got something like ten days to not die. [Details are making his head hurt, no matter how he plays his moves there is just no way around him being collared and tossed into the hedonist den.]

mine too! also asdlfkj sorry I'm really slow

[badassbutterfly]

[ BUT SHIKAMARU

Quietly fretting. Oh so much fretting. ]

Don't die. [ PLEASE, EVEN. Look there's a reason he doesn't do all the planning, that's the best order he has to give. Shikamaru dying is a universal impossibility. ]

Not to worry, I am having some slowness myself.

[lazygenius]

[Knows this, all of it and gives a little smile at the order. Shoving his own fears and worries in a box, locking it and hiding all emotions now because not going to make Chouji worry anymore than he already has.]

I'm not going to die, there's a clause, I'll lose memories of home if I do. [He would not give those up, even if it meant letting Naruto drag him to the brothel.]