Because there is nowhere else for him to complain about this and he just is FML right now.

[lazygenius]

You're more troublesome than you used to be.


[Yes that is all he is saying outloud you crazy woman, because what is his life. You are seriously going to write an application for that place? No, saying you'll find Team 10 for him is not consolation, he knows what happens there!]

Comments

[heartstringcore]

They seem to get that way the longer they keep us around.

[lazygenius]

Then I'm in for it because if you don't count the hiatus me and her have been in this longer than anyone should have to. Mendosuke. I'd rather just watch some clouds than get sent to some island.

[heartstringcore]

They still have clouds on Atia. So you may still get to watch them, you know.

[lazygenius]

Not the same, you ever try watching clouds when Naruto is one of the two friends you have around? [Chouji how he will miss you bro, but on the same hand he so does not want you there for what his mun would try to instigate.]

eeexcellent 8)

[kagebunshins]

You've survived there once before, at least?

Hehehe So glad you approve~

[lazygenius]

[Just this look forever.]

I've never been there before.

[kagebunshins]

Other muns brought you there, you just don't remember. [because that makes total sense]

[lazygenius]

Then what's it going to matter? I haven't survived there yet, some other me has. They did not have this troublesome woman to deal with.

[It may, in some way but right now all Shikamaru can think is he is screwed and not in the nice way, despite the premise.]

[badassbutterfly]

[ Fft, yep. Shikamaru is ever Shikamaru. ]

They're not all that bad.

[ Unless this one is trying to kill you. Bros trump benefit of the doubt for muns. 8| ]

[lazygenius]

[Oh god Chouji, he is happy to see you and worried at the same time. Do not let your mun get enabled okay, just stay here with him where clouds do not follow sex. THANK YOU! But of course he says none of this outloud. He does not change expressions at all.]

Sex Island Chouji, she's taking me a place where my chakra won't work and I have to have sex to stay alive.

[That has to be trying to kill him right?!]

1/ comment chain whoops

[badassbutterfly]

[ ....but

what ]

[badassbutterfly]

[ no

DECIDEDLY 'NO' ]

3/3 oh it wasn't so bad after all. also alsdfjkd I'm rusty with him don't mind me

[badassbutterfly]

[ MY NAME IS AKIMICHI CHOUJI AND I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS except in a manner not unlike a flustered hen??? That's almost worse than trying to kill him. It's... kind of trying to kill him. Basically, it is. There is sincere threat of death.

No benefit of the doubt for her. ]

But- that- why would she want to do that?

[ AND DO YOU NEED ME TO BEAT HER UP, I WOULD TRY IF YOU NEED ME TO. ]

[futureslugqueen]

Are you talking to the mirror?

[lazygenius]

Hey....it's not like I go looking for these things, they keep finding me. [He is not troublesome it is his mun, he swears!]

[futureslugqueen]

You just stand in their way.

[lastsmoke]

Your mun causing you problems, too?

Asuma! /swooons

[lazygenius]

Always, she's a troublesome woman with crazy ideas.

[tensasai]

[Mun is pretty sure Shika would rather die than exert the effort for sex. ...Tenten probably thinks the same 8|]

And this is the part where I'm glad I don't get bothered anymore!

[lazygenius]

[This mun is pretty sure he is going to die more than once, because effort to have sex be damned, he will have to muster the give a crap to make the effort to FIND someone to have sex with first.]

That's what you think, but you're here now aren't you?

[tensasai]

[your life is so hard shika :c]

I don't think getting set loose to bother people from Konoha every now and then is nearly as bad as the deal you're getting.

hey again o/

[floralogy]

[...]

Your mun has got to be kidding me.

Hey hey!

[lazygenius]

I wish, she's got the application done.

that was a fast app |D 1/2

[floralogy]

Seriously?

[floralogy]

Tough luck. [A snort.] Good thing mine's not sending me anywhere remotely like that. [Sorry, Ino. Your mun's not telling you something you should know.]

I mean having useless wings strapped to your back is already bad enough.