Because there is nowhere else for him to complain about this and he just is FML right now.

[lazygenius]

You're more troublesome than you used to be.


[Yes that is all he is saying outloud you crazy woman, because what is his life. You are seriously going to write an application for that place? No, saying you'll find Team 10 for him is not consolation, he knows what happens there!]

Comments

[heartstringcore]

They seem to get that way the longer they keep us around.

[lazygenius]

Then I'm in for it because if you don't count the hiatus me and her have been in this longer than anyone should have to. Mendosuke. I'd rather just watch some clouds than get sent to some island.

[heartstringcore]

They still have clouds on Atia. So you may still get to watch them, you know.

[lazygenius]

Not the same, you ever try watching clouds when Naruto is one of the two friends you have around? [Chouji how he will miss you bro, but on the same hand he so does not want you there for what his mun would try to instigate.]

[heartstringcore]

[ She laughs a little, shrugging. ] I don't think we've ever tried watching clouds together, but I get the point. He's a bit... restless for those kinds of activities.

[lazygenius]

You're Naruto's friend?

[He'll just stretch then slide hands into his pockets with a this is going to blow type of look on his face. Okay, Shikamaru does have alot of respect for Naruto but the guy is just so loud. Not to say he would not put himself on the line and fight side by side with him because he would and he certainly counts him as a friend.]

[heartstringcore]

He's actually one of my best friends on the island. He and Sakura have both done a lot for me.

[lazygenius]

[This does not surprise him.]

Sounds about right, how troublesome, guess this means there's a bunch of people who know both of them huh? [Which means he could end up with people who by product bother him on occasion.]

eeexcellent 8)

[kagebunshins]

You've survived there once before, at least?

Hehehe So glad you approve~

[lazygenius]

[Just this look forever.]

I've never been there before.

[heartstringcore]

They certainly seem like the type who make a lot of friends easily.

[lazygenius]

[Not always, he can remember days of Naruto being treated like an outcast by most of the village. He was glad those were past.]

Yeah, they're the friendly types.

[badassbutterfly]

[ Fft, yep. Shikamaru is ever Shikamaru. ]

They're not all that bad.

[ Unless this one is trying to kill you. Bros trump benefit of the doubt for muns. 8| ]

[lazygenius]

[Oh god Chouji, he is happy to see you and worried at the same time. Do not let your mun get enabled okay, just stay here with him where clouds do not follow sex. THANK YOU! But of course he says none of this outloud. He does not change expressions at all.]

Sex Island Chouji, she's taking me a place where my chakra won't work and I have to have sex to stay alive.

[That has to be trying to kill him right?!]

1/ comment chain whoops

[badassbutterfly]

[ ....but

what ]

[badassbutterfly]

[ no

DECIDEDLY 'NO' ]

3/3 oh it wasn't so bad after all. also alsdfjkd I'm rusty with him don't mind me

[badassbutterfly]

[ MY NAME IS AKIMICHI CHOUJI AND I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS except in a manner not unlike a flustered hen??? That's almost worse than trying to kill him. It's... kind of trying to kill him. Basically, it is. There is sincere threat of death.

No benefit of the doubt for her. ]

But- that- why would she want to do that?

[ AND DO YOU NEED ME TO BEAT HER UP, I WOULD TRY IF YOU NEED ME TO. ]

Shikamaru is impressed bro!No worries! I am rusty too and I squealed and plurked your tag!

[lazygenius]

[He just stands there hand against the back of his neck. He feels the same way! But of course, he will be freaking out internally because of course she wants him to die! He is not going to have sex with a stranger and castmates well, the three he will have just NO! Clears his throat and just dead pans.]

Because she is a sadist and it gets better, Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are there.

[His life sucks! Dude, if you could manage that he would be so grateful. HE LOVES YOU CHOUJI! Just for wanting to injure this crazy woman.]

[futureslugqueen]

Are you talking to the mirror?

[lazygenius]

Hey....it's not like I go looking for these things, they keep finding me. [He is not troublesome it is his mun, he swears!]

[futureslugqueen]

You just stand in their way.

[lazygenius]

It's troublesome but somebody has to.

[futureslugqueen]

You're right. Someone has to be the obstacle to obstacles. Like the chicken who had to be the egg.

[lazygenius]

[Hey, he is not an egg, he doesn't crack under pressure. But outloud all he says is.]

I am the number one chicken.

[futureslugqueen]

I think you're meant to be the egg.