App is in at Route 29

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Listen well, hegemon!

I don't know what your business is in removing me from the Grail War. But you've taken me from right before the very best part - the climactic pinnacle! What could you possibly offer me that surpasses the nobility of an unbarred mortal duel between kings and warriors?

But if it's to be so then let it be so! I will face this new land and these incredible beasts as befits the King of Conquerors! It's been a while since I've been able to wrestle a bull, now that I think about it...

And in the end, I shall make this world - or any other - part of the grand empire of Alexander!

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[hetairoooyjenkins]

Of course not, Saber.

The most worthy animals must be tamed first!

[ex_cashcow493]

You do realize in order to 'tame' it in this world, the beating must come not by your own hands, but by one of these beasts themselves? Yes? Someone has explained the rules to you.

[ Because she's not going to pay for his fine if he gets caught by Officer Jenny for beating up Pokemon. ]

[hetairoooyjenkins]

I'll no sooner beat one of these beasts than I would mighty Bucephalus! That is why I said I would wrestle the creature.

My ways are my own, King of Knights. You'll soon see the sense of my methods.

[ex_cashcow493]

You speak of sense in the same manner you speak of things that are non-sensible. If you mean to say you will surpass me during your time here, I shall be the one to disappoint you prematurely. I have raised a perfect team!

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Clearly not, for it is not mine! I mean to say that I shall surpass everybody.

[ex_cashcow493]

You intend to surpass someone who has been there a year already? Some who have been here for nearly two years? My, how bold your claims are! A pity they will never see the light of day!

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Hah! It's only fair to give the slower runners a head start!

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Bitch pls. In Arthurian. ]

Is this another jab at my height?

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Your speed, Saber. I said nothing of your diminutive stature. Until now.

[ex_cashcow493]

I was able to keep up with you, was I not? Unless you intend to give the implication that you are slow!

[hetairoooyjenkins]

It was a turn of phrase to begin with! Not that you could outrun my chariot.

[ex_cashcow493]

I could outrun that old thing any day.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Is that a challenge, King of Knights? Your words may prove treacherous!