App is in at Route 29

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Listen well, hegemon!

I don't know what your business is in removing me from the Grail War. But you've taken me from right before the very best part - the climactic pinnacle! What could you possibly offer me that surpasses the nobility of an unbarred mortal duel between kings and warriors?

But if it's to be so then let it be so! I will face this new land and these incredible beasts as befits the King of Conquerors! It's been a while since I've been able to wrestle a bull, now that I think about it...

And in the end, I shall make this world - or any other - part of the grand empire of Alexander!

Comments

[riastrad_ridire]

[Have a Lancer in a blinding shirt with a Houndoom strutting around at his side.]

...You gotta be kiddin' me.

[timeywimeymagus]

Loud as usual...

/tags with a character not even in game I AM A FREE BITCH BABY

[gandere]

Geez, another annoying sort that thinks he can waltz in and make one of these worlds his own. You remind me of a louder Goldie and I didn't think that was possible at all.

[wontdieifkilled]

You're not even bothering to hide your identity?

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Hah. Do I look like the kidding type?

[riastrad_ridire]

The loud ones usually are.

[Pot, kettle, etc.]

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Of course! Announce your presence that the heavens themselves are forced to notice!

OH DANG

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Don't mistake me, girl. Conquest is never easy.

And that man and I have as many similarities as we do differences.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

I haven't yet heard any good reason why I should.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Wrong!

In war, you must be subtle. You must deceive! But outside the battlefield, a man presents his intentions honestly and clearly!

LIVES FREEEEEE

[gandere]

At least you're sensible in a way. [ Huff. ] So why not give up on the idea of taking over that world before you're disappointed? Besides, what good is a world full of little creatures that do your fighting for you?

Seems cowardly if you ask me.

W-w-wait! [ Finally catching onto what he said. ] You know him!?

[riastrad_ridire]

Gotta tell ya, I was not the subtle one in a fight.

[The guy that turned into a blood-spurting murderbeast, not subtle? Never woulda guessed.]

Worked well enough for me.

[timeywimeymagus]

As confident as you are, there's a fine line between bravery and ignorance.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

It may not be easy, but that is precisely what makes it worth doing! The best dreams are the ones out among the stars! And not all soldiers are human.

Of course I know him! *Roaring laughter.* I was going to kill him!

Unless he kills me first.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Hegemon, Pokemon. It sort of matches in a way she won't comment on. Because there are greater things to concern herself with: ]

Wrestle a bull... Hoh? You intend to be bested by your Pokemon as soon as you arrive, do you?

[ Not that Saber is one to talk. That Dratini still gives her hell. Stupid dragonspawn. ]

[hetairoooyjenkins]

If you have strength, then use that strength as you see fit. Let it be your cudgel.

But the most awe-inspiring of victories are won without the swing of the sword!

[riastrad_ridire]

What's that supposed to mean, exactly?

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Hah! I am well aware of the consequences. My words and actions yet stand!

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Of course not, Saber.

The most worthy animals must be tamed first!

[hetairoooyjenkins]

You mean it isn't obvious?

[ex_cashcow493]

You do realize in order to 'tame' it in this world, the beating must come not by your own hands, but by one of these beasts themselves? Yes? Someone has explained the rules to you.

[ Because she's not going to pay for his fine if he gets caught by Officer Jenny for beating up Pokemon. ]

[hetairoooyjenkins]

I'll no sooner beat one of these beasts than I would mighty Bucephalus! That is why I said I would wrestle the creature.

My ways are my own, King of Knights. You'll soon see the sense of my methods.

[riastrad_ridire]

You're talking to a guy that solves his problems by killing them or beating 'em senseless until they aren't exactly a problem anymore.

I don't really do any other ways to resolve shit.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Then that failing is your own. Not every problem is meant to be battered into submission! Maybe not even most of them!

Show your opponent that there is no way to fight, or better yet, no reason to fight. The most skillful generals win their battles without a single arrow loosed.

[riastrad_ridire]

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Where's the fun in that?