App is in at Route 29

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Listen well, hegemon!

I don't know what your business is in removing me from the Grail War. But you've taken me from right before the very best part - the climactic pinnacle! What could you possibly offer me that surpasses the nobility of an unbarred mortal duel between kings and warriors?

But if it's to be so then let it be so! I will face this new land and these incredible beasts as befits the King of Conquerors! It's been a while since I've been able to wrestle a bull, now that I think about it...

And in the end, I shall make this world - or any other - part of the grand empire of Alexander!

Comments

[riastrad_ridire]

[Have a Lancer in a blinding shirt with a Houndoom strutting around at his side.]

...You gotta be kiddin' me.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Hah. Do I look like the kidding type?

[riastrad_ridire]

The loud ones usually are.

[Pot, kettle, etc.]

[timeywimeymagus]

Loud as usual...

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Of course! Announce your presence that the heavens themselves are forced to notice!

[timeywimeymagus]

As confident as you are, there's a fine line between bravery and ignorance.

/tags with a character not even in game I AM A FREE BITCH BABY

[gandere]

Geez, another annoying sort that thinks he can waltz in and make one of these worlds his own. You remind me of a louder Goldie and I didn't think that was possible at all.

OH DANG

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Don't mistake me, girl. Conquest is never easy.

And that man and I have as many similarities as we do differences.

LIVES FREEEEEE

[gandere]

At least you're sensible in a way. [ Huff. ] So why not give up on the idea of taking over that world before you're disappointed? Besides, what good is a world full of little creatures that do your fighting for you?

Seems cowardly if you ask me.

W-w-wait! [ Finally catching onto what he said. ] You know him!?

[wontdieifkilled]

You're not even bothering to hide your identity?

[hetairoooyjenkins]

I haven't yet heard any good reason why I should.

[wontdieifkilled]

What about concealing battle strategy and weaknesses?

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Hegemon, Pokemon. It sort of matches in a way she won't comment on. Because there are greater things to concern herself with: ]

Wrestle a bull... Hoh? You intend to be bested by your Pokemon as soon as you arrive, do you?

[ Not that Saber is one to talk. That Dratini still gives her hell. Stupid dragonspawn. ]

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Of course not, Saber.

The most worthy animals must be tamed first!

[ex_cashcow493]

You do realize in order to 'tame' it in this world, the beating must come not by your own hands, but by one of these beasts themselves? Yes? Someone has explained the rules to you.

[ Because she's not going to pay for his fine if he gets caught by Officer Jenny for beating up Pokemon. ]

[autocratic]

The King of Conquerors? What a joyous day Johto will have upon your arrival!

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Indeed! It calls for a feast replete with barrels upon barrels of wine, and--

[hetairoooyjenkins]

You've changed your tune, King of Knights.

And your undergarments.

[autocratic]

[ DRAMATIC SIGH. ] Must I endure this offense of mistaken identity each and every time? While the King of Knights was blessed with my face, she and I are of completely different times and backgrounds!

[ With a flourish of her hand: ] My true identity is Emperor Nero! Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, summoned as the glorious Servant Saber!

[artisanship]

Bulls wait on no taming hand.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Then you, Archer, have never met the right hand to tame them!

[likeawildbull]

It would seem we're intended for the same destination.

[In more ways than one, apparently. To have Rider knowledgeable of a time that Gilgamesh himself has not seen is strange. It isn't the usual tilt of the scales between them, when it comes to information.]

A place of endless battle. Your joy must be limitless.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

*Well then, it turns out neither one of them knows how that battle turns out. Only one way to find out!*

I would prefer to wage battles by my own skill and sword, but I shall not reject the mantle of commander! But are you saying, King of Heroes, that you take no pleasure in the thrill and joy of combat?

[dawning]

...What's a bull?

[ AND WHY ARE YOU SO BIG, she wants to ask, but she manages to bite down on her tongue in time. ]

[hetairoooyjenkins]

A magnificent beast, fierce and prideful and strong!