canon is Big Bang Theory

[spocksonlyequal]

Mundane, let's talk about your choices you have in that head of yours.

First off, I can't breathe under the sea. What do you think I have? Gills? Next you'll be saying that hokey magic that allows you to breathe.

Then there are those other two places, both of which have degradation in techological advancement. You may as well send me back to the stone age over the 1950's.... Bazinga.

As far as the post apocalyptic world is concerned, I do have a suviral kit but what about my couch cushion.

Then there's that place that worships ducks.

Just find a place for me that has another human in it.

^{(Eyeing vatheon, mayfield, dramadramaduck,discedo)}

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/this muse only because of that username

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

What's wrong with going somewhere with non-humans?

:3

[spocksonlyequal]

You misunderstand, there's nothing wrong with non - humans. What I mean by a human is anyone equal to my IQ or higher. Though, it's impossible to be higher since my IQ can't be measured by normal IQ charts.

Everyone below me is just a bunch of mangy mutts.

I also wouldn't mind being a pet of a superior speices, just thinking of everything I could learn. Not to mention I like having my stomach scratched.

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

It could probably be measured by Federation standards. I'm not qualified to do that sort of tests though.

That's a bit... bigoted.

I need more icons ;;

[spocksonlyequal]

The only Federation that could measure my IQ is the United Federation of Planets.

Well, it's the truth.

I wish I knew his canon so I could make some for you

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

That would be the Federation I'm talking about.

It's not fair to talk about others like that.

I'll manage but thanks <: also can he 4th wall?

[spocksonlyequal]

[OMG OMG OMG OMG look]

Go for it~!

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

[Eyebrow raising. She spends to much time around the Enterprise's crew.]

thank you :) He loves Star Trek, no love is an understatement

[spocksonlyequal]

You're Dr. Joanna McCoy. The Enterprise has finally come to take me with them. [Does Spock sign] I've been waiting for this day since I was a child in college.

Star Trek is the best~

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

That I am. It isn't often that someone recognizes me.

[She returns the sign since, why the hell not? She can do it better than her dad can.]

Unfortunately, it's not up to me on who comes up to the Enterprise or not. Especially since I'm not assigned to the Enterprise.

^^

[spocksonlyequal]

[Gasp] How can no one not know who you are?
Considering your father is my idol.

.... What was the last thing that happened to you?

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

Well, my father is one of the best doctors in the fleet so not many people will realize that "Little Jo" followed his footsteps.

Well, I graduated from Starfleet Medical and I've just been assigned to Starbase ten, near the Romulan Neutral Zone. Uncle Ji-- Captain Kirk wouldn't have it any other way but for the Enterprise to be my transport.

[spocksonlyequal]

Yes, I know.

Do yourself a favor and be like your father and don't become romantically. It's terribly said how such a fickle human emotion can have devastating consequences.