canon is Big Bang Theory

[spocksonlyequal]

Mundane, let's talk about your choices you have in that head of yours.

First off, I can't breathe under the sea. What do you think I have? Gills? Next you'll be saying that hokey magic that allows you to breathe.

Then there are those other two places, both of which have degradation in techological advancement. You may as well send me back to the stone age over the 1950's.... Bazinga.

As far as the post apocalyptic world is concerned, I do have a suviral kit but what about my couch cushion.

Then there's that place that worships ducks.

Just find a place for me that has another human in it.

^{(Eyeing vatheon, mayfield, dramadramaduck,discedo)}