canon is Big Bang Theory

[spocksonlyequal]

Mundane, let's talk about your choices you have in that head of yours.

First off, I can't breathe under the sea. What do you think I have? Gills? Next you'll be saying that hokey magic that allows you to breathe.

Then there are those other two places, both of which have degradation in techological advancement. You may as well send me back to the stone age over the 1950's.... Bazinga.

As far as the post apocalyptic world is concerned, I do have a suviral kit but what about my couch cushion.

Then there's that place that worships ducks.

Just find a place for me that has another human in it.

^{(Eyeing vatheon, mayfield, dramadramaduck,discedo)}

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/this muse only because of that username

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

What's wrong with going somewhere with non-humans?

:3

[spocksonlyequal]

You misunderstand, there's nothing wrong with non - humans. What I mean by a human is anyone equal to my IQ or higher. Though, it's impossible to be higher since my IQ can't be measured by normal IQ charts.

Everyone below me is just a bunch of mangy mutts.

I also wouldn't mind being a pet of a superior speices, just thinking of everything I could learn. Not to mention I like having my stomach scratched.

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

It could probably be measured by Federation standards. I'm not qualified to do that sort of tests though.

That's a bit... bigoted.

I need more icons ;;

[spocksonlyequal]

The only Federation that could measure my IQ is the United Federation of Planets.

Well, it's the truth.

I wish I knew his canon so I could make some for you

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

That would be the Federation I'm talking about.

It's not fair to talk about others like that.

I'll manage but thanks <: also can he 4th wall?

[spocksonlyequal]

[OMG OMG OMG OMG look]

Go for it~!

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

[Eyebrow raising. She spends to much time around the Enterprise's crew.]

thank you :) He loves Star Trek, no love is an understatement

[spocksonlyequal]

You're Dr. Joanna McCoy. The Enterprise has finally come to take me with them. [Does Spock sign] I've been waiting for this day since I was a child in college.

Star Trek is the best~

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

That I am. It isn't often that someone recognizes me.

[She returns the sign since, why the hell not? She can do it better than her dad can.]

Unfortunately, it's not up to me on who comes up to the Enterprise or not. Especially since I'm not assigned to the Enterprise.

^^

[spocksonlyequal]

[Gasp] How can no one not know who you are?
Considering your father is my idol.

.... What was the last thing that happened to you?

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

Well, my father is one of the best doctors in the fleet so not many people will realize that "Little Jo" followed his footsteps.

Well, I graduated from Starfleet Medical and I've just been assigned to Starbase ten, near the Romulan Neutral Zone. Uncle Ji-- Captain Kirk wouldn't have it any other way but for the Enterprise to be my transport.

[spocksonlyequal]

Yes, I know.

Do yourself a favor and be like your father and don't become romantically. It's terribly said how such a fickle human emotion can have devastating consequences.

[kungfublackfrog]

Don't say that bit about magic unless you want a girl to prove it by making your head expand.

[spocksonlyequal]

In other words, she's going to rocket myself into space. Providing she can get me on the rocket in the first place and providing then she can even get me out of the rocket ship without a space suit.

[kungfublackfrog]

No, I mean get out her wand and literally make your head do that.

Make sure you tell your mun not to send you to Discedo; it's not a very good place.

[spocksonlyequal]

Please.

Yes, if anything my mundane has at least informed on the basic setting of each of these games and Discedo is the least worrysome one, considering I have an apocalyptic kit.

I never kid around about safety.

[kungfublackfrog]

If your mun sends you to Vatheon, I can't promise that she won't do that to you then.

[Personally thinking Maddie should do it.]

Least worrisome? No offense but that kit won't do squat.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock scoffs.]

That place in the 1950's... the date isn't the worst part. You are forced into marriage. Clearly these muns do not understand that the only thing that matters is the work.

[spocksonlyequal]

Good lord, that decade. If the lack of technological wheren't enough, keeping me from conducting my research. The false scare of the A - Bomb. Worse yet the science fiction is laughable.

I'd like to hypothesize, these muns don't think at all.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Obviously they call it "fun" to not think. And they had physics in the 1950s. I am confident if you have no way to fight against your mun's decision that you would be able to find a way to survive there.

[Sherlock is planning to take full advantage of the Pharmacy Labs.]

[spocksonlyequal]

Yes, but the General Theory of Relativity won't be an accepable for another thirteen years. Not to mention the atom was only just split, and the work I do with String Theory is far more advanced.

So, between the 1950's and a post apocalyptic Earth, I see no difference.

How do you manage that place?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock grimaces.]

I haven't had to yet. But since my mun is insistent on sending me there, I've already done my research.

[spocksonlyequal]

Why would you need to do research on a decade that's already happened?

My mun wants me to tell you, that they wish you the best if you do go.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Because it's not the decade that concerns me... its the violence that seems to happen on occasion. The fact that I'll be put into a nuclear family. And all the dreadfully dull things that go along with that time period.

[Sherlock ignores the pleasantries. After all, he finds them dull. The Mun, however needs all the well-wishes that can be obtained.]

[spocksonlyequal]

Violence in that quaint little town? I suppose it's possible, even here in Caltech but not to me.
I thought you said it wasn't the time period that concerns you.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

The year itself is of little consequence.

[Everything surrounding that year is another matter.]

[spocksonlyequal]

I am a man of science I don't do my work based on consequences, hunches and guesses. That would be Leonard. I either know or don't know and I know everything in the universe that is worth knowing about.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock chuckles. And people think Sherlock is an arrogant sod.]

You know, but can you see; do you observe?

[spocksonlyequal]

I was raised in a farm with a crazy chicken and bullies. One learns too.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Oh yes. Everyone thinks they're the craziest. Everyone thinks they're the smartest. But, if you are so observant... then you would do well no matter where your mun sends you.

[But Sherlock doesn't sound convinced that Sheldon is that observant.]

because this can only be hilarious

[biggestdreamer]

But don't they all have humans in them?

[spocksonlyequal]

How much more clear do I have to be? No, my definition of another human is anyone with an IQ equal to mine or greater but don't worry. You're not the only dog on this planet.

[biggestdreamer]

I don't really get it. Are you okay?

[spocksonlyequal]

My blood pressure is normal, my body temperature is at a perfect 97 degrees and I've had the normal amount of bowl movements. I'm as healthy as a clam. An expression I never really understood, given the conditions clams live in.
Why do you ask?

[biggestdreamer]

Because you're talking about a lot of things that don't make any sense.

[spocksonlyequal]

Prehaps to your IQ.

Oh God, I had to

[logic_and_magic]

...Is this all you do? Complain and point out flaws in everything? My...you are going to be a real joy and delight aren't you?

[Sarcasm, he has it.]

^^

[spocksonlyequal]

It's only to raise others to a higher level. You should hear me with my neighbor, Penny.
If by delight you mean I have friends, then yes. I am a delight.

If he comes to Mayfield I hope he's ready for anything.

[logic_and_magic]

....Clearly you do not understand the form of sarcasm? Shall I give you a lesson? It is a sharp, ironic taunt towards another.

[spocksonlyequal]

Oh, so that was sarcasm. I can never quite tell. I guess I'll have to have Leonard accompany me so I can respond properly.

[logic_and_magic]

Is he as arrogant as you are? If so, I would rather not have to possibly deal with two of you if I get in. Also your statement on wanting to find another human in one of these games makes no sense...

[spocksonlyequal]

Why not? The world could only be better if two Sheldon Cooper's where existing in it. No, Leonard isn't like me but he does understand emotions more.

Course it does, human by defination is anyone with an IQ higher or equal to mine.

[logic_and_magic]

[Yup, it seems both he and Sheldon have the ineptitude for understanding human emotion. But at least Crown's not arrogance in a cup.]

I see....so does the world just follow this logic of yours about your IQ or is it just a universal fact? Because if so...if we meet...I may hit you...and I do not know when I will stop.

[spocksonlyequal]

If the world followed my logic they'd be less idiocity... But since that's not the case, I'm waiting for the day The Enterprise takes me.

Barbaric, I can see you haven't evolved beyond a primtive Homo erectus.