AU version, ignores the existence of the fourth film

[captjacksparrow]

My dear darling munificent munny-mun-mun-face,

If you're to be wanting to put ol' Jack to some use, why not stick us with the Pearl? Bit of treasure? Bit of adventure. What could go wrong? Roam around as the best pirate doing what pirates do best. Eh? Never could say no to that in the past.

. . .not to say I'm not properly appreciative of what's been happening of late under your wise and wondrous tyranny. No complaints, mind you. Everything agreeable and accommodating still in accordance to our accord. But there's more to life, seems to me, than falling through rifts in space-time or being relegated to a whelp owning only half a dozen years to his age.

Just a thought.

Suggestively yours,

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[dreamtofbeing]

Ah, yes. That would make it a bit difficult. [That's also why he's seen so little of you the past few weeks, then, he guesses. Oh well. That's okay, he supposes. You're allowed to have a life.]

And now your writer wants to send you somewhere?

[captjacksparrow]

Doesn't make for too fine a story, in retrospect. Don't remember much from that age. And seems to me, if there had been any meeting concerning the two of us involved, it would add some delicacies to our current operation of interaction. [ If he accidentally got through the Rift when he was six, you would probably, like. Try to take care of him. And feel responsible. And that's just awkward. ]

Terminology being what it is, I'm thinking she's plotting. . .putting me in a game? As a possible course of action. Of course, there are other ideas. Turning me into a god, giving me siblings. I were a mer-person once. Don't think I ever mentioned that. That weren't too bad. My preference is for god-anointing.

She's bored. I recommend rum.