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Okay, so you're going to send me somewhere where Norman Osborn and Bruce Banner are still alive?

I mean it looks like a better universe but that's still- uh. Not. Cool...

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[ W E L P ]

Uh. Sorry for not being dead.

I-I- I just-

You killed a lotta people, dude.

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That w- L-look, okay? That wasn't me. ...Not me me anyway. The whole... Alternate dimension thing is weird like that, but the main point is that I didn't kill--

[ ...cough ]

I haven't killed nearly that many people, and- And even those were accidents.

[breathe] O-okay so.

How many people did you kill?

[ MILES YOU CAN'T JUST ASK THESE QUESTIONS ]

...Three I know for sure, the rest are probably in the file, b-but not that much more!!

Don't judge them.

Uh, excuse m- I don't need you going around playing at being my white knight. Okay? So just. Really? Don't.

[HE HAS NO BRAIN TO MOUTH FILTER RN]

Th-the file?

Wh-what?

I assume there's a file. You know. Run from the Army for five years, there's more than likely a file.

I was defending Norman Osborn, but alright.

You said them. Plural.

What "what?"

The real Bruce Banner said he didn't kill anybody on purpose either...

Are-- uh, are you serious?

Me not being from the same universe or whatever as you doesn't make me the "fake" Bruce Banner or him the "real" one, that's-- We're both equally real, and. Unequally... Yeah.

But back to the main point of. I'm not that guy, and I'm not looking to be that guy, so. ...There's no need to get all worried or anything.

It seemed polite.

Why wouldn't I?

How dare you dread people for no reason.

You don't really seem the kind to be hung up on manners.

It- it'll just take some time to get used to I think. I mean...

You're- he's so-- I don't know.

[ pants shittingly scary??? ]

[ isn't going to tell him that bruce is still alive back home but uh ]

He's not that bad of a guy to begin with. Banner, I mean.

And just... [ terse pause ] Ignore Osborn.

Osborn aside, why are you afraid of Bruce? True, the Hulk aspect deserves caution and respect. But Bruce in most incarnations is a pretty good, almost sweet natured man.

But, but I thought Bruce Banner was a good guy? [ she knows a little bit about comics...sort of. ]

I- I-- okay? I mean. I don't have a lot to say to that dude anyway.

[ UH BUT Miles gently believes everything he hears on the news.... ]

You're kidding, right? How many times does he have to trash New York for him to be "that bad" of a guy?

[ FINGER QUOTES ]

How does no one remember the time he killed over 900 people rampaging through New York?? And Captain America had to take him down?

That's like... not okay.

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