canon is johannes cabal :|

[soulcontracts]

You could at least do me the respect of re-reading the damned books first.

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[charismatically]

I suppose it would mean more people can enjoy my company at once.

[soulcontracts]

Again: I'm open to testing this theory. Just say the word.

[charismatically]

And may that word be never heard. [He crosses his arms and walks closer to give Johannes a scrutinizing look.] Speaking of being in one piece, are you all in one? No nasty little side-effects I should be aware of?

[soulcontracts]

[ Johannes's chin tilts up, face pulling into an expression of mild disgust. ]

I have a conscience. Mostly functional. Absolutely galling. Haven't decided quite yet what I'm going to do to fix it.

[charismatically]

Might I suggest community service at the local orphanage or animal shelter? That will fix your conscience right up.

[soulcontracts]

Why don't you get to it? Let me know how it goes. Preferably via letter that I can pretend I didn't receive.

[charismatically]

And let you miss out on the joy of little kittens shedding on your black slacks? Never.

[soulcontracts]

I had a kitten, once. Only for a few hours, of course.