Feeling that itch again

[shhhhh_secret]

I suppose I should feel pleased zat you are toying wiz zee idea of sending me somewhere ahead of zee bushman, but...

I am not someone who can be approached by half-measures, and you have not proved yourself capable of handling subtlety or thinking ahead beyond your impulses.

If you simply wish to "play", as you put eet, take zee rabbit.

Comments

[hasstandards]

What is it with you spooks and rabbits?

[shoulda_toined]

(Cue a Bugs, dressed like the BLU Spy, balaclava and all.)

Da connection stuck at some point, I guess. Too bad da lady upstairs don't know how ta draw cartoon rabbits or she'd be castin' da whole Looney Crew as you fellas.

[hasstandards]

[Just... no words.]

I should've guessed it'd be a talkin' animal.

HTML fail

[shoulda_toined]

(Finger wags.)

Not just a talkin' animal, bub.

(One whirling costume change later, he's dressed like the Scout. He tips his hat.)

I'm kinda a big deal.

[hasstandards]

Alright, a talkin' animal that wears costumes and does impressions. Frankly, that's not any better.

[shoulda_toined]

Oh, come on. Bugs Bunny? Looney Tunes? Merry Melodies?

(Ziiip! Costume change again, into Elmer.)

"Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits"?

(Back to regular old Bugs now.)

None 'a dat ringin' any bells?

[hasstandards]

[Have some annoyed staring.]

Well, they've got the loony part right. Ya don't look much like any bunny I've ever seen, though.

[shoulda_toined]

You need ta watch more TV, bub.

[hasstandards]

I don't own a television.