re: oh boy that update

[messiahs]

why the fuck would a brother up and let a little chica get her spoil on?
I AIN'T SOME INCONSIDERATE SON OF A BITCH.
i be holdin the wicked respect for a good
OLD FASHIONED
motherfuckin
SURPRISE.
if you're all down and catching my drift.
;o)

Comments

I JUST... LOVE THEIR BANTER...

[speakveryclearly]

Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
This Is Me Laughing
Because That Was Funny

SA ... ME .... o///3///o

[messiahs]

i'm a motherfuckin comedian.
DIDN'T YOU HAVE YOUR KNOWN ON ABOUT IT?

THIS IS JUST THE BEST WAY TO VENT MY UPDATE FEELINGS

[speakveryclearly]

Oh Yeah
Because Death And Destruction Are Funny

HAHAHAH

[messiahs]

they ain't the funniest jokes i know
BUT YOU'RE ALL KINDS OF MOTHERFUCKIN RIGHT SISTER.
they're fifteen kinds of motherfucking hilarious.

I CHOSE MY MUSE FOR A REASON, YOU KNOW...

[speakveryclearly]

Oh Whats Sixteen Kinds Then
Being The Only Highblood On Our Team To Doom Us On A Universal Scale And Not Get Killed For It

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL

[messiahs]

NAH.
that's fifty.
;o)

AND DO YOU JUST FIND THIS ALL FUNNY, IS THAT WHERE YOUR MUSE CHOICE CAME FROM

[speakveryclearly]

Your Swift But Painful Death Would Be Zero
Because Death Isnt Funny

IT IS A COMPLICATED TALE BUT YES I MOSTLY FIND EVERYTHING REALLY HILARIOUS

[messiahs]

OH GIRL.
the universe would let out one big fat sloppy salty tear if i up and kicked it real.

HAHAHA BROFIST

[speakveryclearly]

No
It Would Shed None Of The Tears
None Of Them

BROFIST 5EVER

[messiahs]

HA HA HA HA.
all of them.
SUCH A MOTHERFUCKIN SORROW IT WOULD BE.

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHq

[speakveryclearly]

Youre Making Me Puke
Which Shouldnt Even Be Possible For A Rainbow Drinker

IS THERE WHERE OUR SHADES FALL FROM THE SKY FLAWLESSLY LANDING ON OUR FACES

[messiahs]

comin on a little motherfucking strong ain't you?

THIS IS EXACTLY THAT MOMENT AND THERE'S SOME IRONIC BACKGROUND MUSIC

[speakveryclearly]

Please
If I Deemed You Even Remotely Worthy Of Any Kind Of True Rivalry
Youd Already Know It

COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS, THEY TURN AROUND AND THEN THEY WALK AWAY

[messiahs]

WHATEVER HELPS YOU GET YOUR RELAX AT SUNRISE.
;o)

THERE IS ALSO BREAKING GLASS INVOLVED

[speakveryclearly]

Oh Please Believe Me That I Dont Get My Relax On Anymore
I Dont Sleep
I Dont Dream
I Just Wait

SOUNDS INTENSE

[messiahs]

waitings all kinds of useless yo.

LIKE THE MATRIX

[speakveryclearly]

So You Say Now

INTENSE LIKE ERIDAN VS A CHAINSAW

[messiahs]

IT'S GONNA BE THE SAME DAMN STORY LATER TOO.

YOU KNOW GAMZEE VERSUS A CHAINSAW WOULD ACTUALLY BE A LOT MORE INTENSE AT THIS POINT

[speakveryclearly]

Do You Really Think So
Well
I Guess Well Have To Just
...
B)
Wait And See

NOBODY WINS THAT BATTLE

[messiahs]

leave the puns to motherfuckers who be knowin what the fuck to do with them.

EXCEPT THE CHAINSAW

[speakveryclearly]

That Wasnt Really A Pun
It Was Just A Statement Of Fact
Do You Really Want To See Me Do Puns
I Dont Think Either Of Us Would Like That Very Much

THE CHAINSAW WOULD FIND ITSELF BLUNT

[messiahs]

LETS JUST GET OUR AGREE ON.
no motherfucking puns.
NOT HERE.
not anywhere.

ALL THE TEETH WOULD GO DULL

[speakveryclearly]

Get It On What

[Kanaya

Stop]

R.I.P. CHAINSAW

[messiahs]

ANYONE EVER TELL YOU
you are one obstinate motherfucker?

[speakveryclearly]

No

Holy Mother Of God I Need To Get A Kismesis