why the fuck would a brother up and let a little chica get her spoil on? I AIN'T SOME INCONSIDERATE SON OF A BITCH. i be holdin the wicked respect for a good OLD FASHIONED motherfuckin SURPRISE. if you're all down and catching my drift. ;o)
FUCK THAT NOISE. i got two shits to give and they already be in the hands of who they meant for. THE REST AIN'T MY PROBLEM. not anymore. THEY'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD ANYWAY.
Okay Do You Know What One Of My Talents Is Topiary So Lets Say You Happen To Be Hiding From Your Justified Pursuers In A Tree And Then I "Accidentally" Apply My Chainsaw To That Tree
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BROFIST 5EVER
all of them.
SUCH A MOTHERFUCKIN SORROW IT WOULD BE.
YEAAAAAAHHHHHHq
Which Shouldnt Even Be Possible For A Rainbow Drinker
IS THERE WHERE OUR SHADES FALL FROM THE SKY FLAWLESSLY LANDING ON OUR FACES
THIS IS EXACTLY THAT MOMENT AND THERE'S SOME IRONIC BACKGROUND MUSIC
If I Deemed You Even Remotely Worthy Of Any Kind Of True Rivalry
Youd Already Know It
COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS, THEY TURN AROUND AND THEN THEY WALK AWAY
;o)
THERE IS ALSO BREAKING GLASS INVOLVED
I Dont Sleep
I Dont Dream
I Just Wait
SOUNDS INTENSE
LIKE THE MATRIX
INTENSE LIKE ERIDAN VS A CHAINSAW
YOU KNOW GAMZEE VERSUS A CHAINSAW WOULD ACTUALLY BE A LOT MORE INTENSE AT THIS POINT
Well
I Guess Well Have To Just
...
B)
Wait And See
NOBODY WINS THAT BATTLE
EXCEPT THE CHAINSAW
It Was Just A Statement Of Fact
Do You Really Want To See Me Do Puns
I Dont Think Either Of Us Would Like That Very Much
THE CHAINSAW WOULD FIND ITSELF BLUNT
no motherfucking puns.
NOT HERE.
not anywhere.
ALL THE TEETH WOULD GO DULL
[Kanaya
Stop]
R.I.P. CHAINSAW
you are one obstinate motherfucker?
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Holy Mother Of God I Need To Get A Kismesis
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biting you real hard on the shame globes now.
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Thats Kind Of What Happens When You Give A Single Shit About Others Welfare
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i got two shits to give and they already be in the hands of who they meant for.
THE REST AIN'T MY PROBLEM.
not anymore.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD ANYWAY.
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Or
You Know
Orchestrated Their Deaths
Or Just Happened To Be Involved In An Unrelated Act Of Semi-Genocide
But Seriously Half Of Them Are Dead Because Of You
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WHEN YOU GOT A TALENT?
best be usin it.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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Do You Know What One Of My Talents Is
Topiary
So Lets Say You Happen To Be Hiding From Your Justified Pursuers In A Tree
And Then I
"Accidentally"
Apply My Chainsaw To That Tree
If You Consequentially Die Is That My Problem
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firstly that is some motherfuckin bullshit you just up and spewed out right the fuck there.
IT DON'T COUNT.
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