On suffering in ways only he knows how...

[edgar_roni]

Mun,

For once, can things go according to plan? And by that I mean the way I'd like them to? Perhaps it is a bit selfish of me to ask but you have to consider: I don't ask much of you to begin with and we've a good rapport. There's no need for you to conspire with other muns in that way, you know. I'm starting to feel belittled.

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[edgar_roni]

Perhaps not having to make room in his own bed for said guests.

[Call him crazy, but didn't he give you access to a large suite, food, and an obscene amount of amenities? Honestly.]

[lockpick]

Don't be so dramatic. There was plenty of room.

[You didn't seem to mind when Terra and Celes did it. You're just mad because Locke got between you and the girls.]

A gentleman would have slept on the floor, if needed.

[edgar_roni]

[That's entirely beside the point!]

There was plenty of room, as you say, so there really lay no reason for a king to sleep on the floor in his own chamber. Especially with how cold it was...

[lockpick]

[Exactly. So it could have been worse, quit your whining.]

And yet you still insist on making yourself a martyr.

[Something you're not telling him, Edgar?]

[edgar_roni]

[Yes, you ruined everything!]

If that's how you choose to view it...

[lockpick]

[The only time your plans will come to fruition in your bedroom is in your dreams, Edgar.]

I admit, I do sleep sounder when I know there's a barrier between your wandering hands and the unsuspecting women in the room...

[edgar_roni]

...

[Oh, you son of a--]

So, you're admitting you sleep more comfortably wedged in between myself and Celes...

[And his hands were nowhere near them. He was a perfect gentleman!]

...I would have never suspected.

[lockpick]

[Lets purposefully misinterpret that, shall we?]

That wasn't an invitation.

[Just try and grope him, Edgar, see that happens. Hope you're not attached to your teeth.]

[edgar_roni]

[Don't worry -- he'd rather take an acid bath.]

That wasn't expressed interest.

[lockpick]

[He loves you too.]

I'd be offended if I wasn't so relieved.

[edgar_roni]

Or sorely disappointed, I bet.

[Right back atcha.]

[lockpick]

You never were much good at gambling.

[Need those double headed coins and all. Just don't bet the crown on that, or you'll lose it.]