belated father's day stuff and possible future apping at asgard

[skirtcladgunner]

Ugh, but mun! I was happy that you didn't have me do anything on Father's Day, just like I was when you just let me grieve in peace on Mother's Day.

Like I would've wanted to do something with that bastard anyway! Yeah, being ignored sounds like a lot of fun. Quality father and daughter bonding time, right there. But let's be serious--you couldn't pay me enough to go through that, mun.

[...]



Now bring me Daddy Riddler, and it'll be a different story! ...he's not my 'replacement goldfish'! Take that back! [>:|]

[...sigh. Okay, onto the next item of business.]

Speaking of fathers, just because you're friend is playing that guy with the belt fetish at Asgard doesn't mean you need to try and send me there in the future. No matter how "amusing" you think our "daddy/child issues laced CR" might be, you're never going to convince me that it's not a stupid plan.

Besides, if Exsilium didn't work out, what makes you think this will be any better?

...just think about it a little more.

Comments

[lancessquishy]

Yech, I know that feeling. My mun was too busy fixating on the kid with the red puffball hat and his dad being a moron, but I know she's cooking something up to make up for it!

[skirtcladgunner]

When isn't she?

[lancessquishy]

I feel like once your mun gets back into the swing of the RP I'm from, they're going to torment me round the fucking clock to make up for lost time.

[trailertrashman]

...you too, huh.

[skirtcladgunner]

Sad but true~ [Bitter laugh.]

[trailertrashman]

I just hope if yours cleans up his act he doesn't die before he can actually do it.

[onlysanemanintown]

Well...at least he doesn't hit you and ground you for stupid reasons?

But yeah, being ignored isn't much fun.

[skirtcladgunner]

It'd be nice if he didn't neglect us completely, but that much is true.

[...]

While we're on the topic, didn't yours have a screwed up cooking fetish at one point? [Because we don't even.]

[onlysanemanintown]

Yeah, I mean, parents shouldn't just pretend their kids don't exist. It's not right.

And yes, he did. It was gross, his food was crappy and I was just glad when Mom finally did something about it. [he'd rather not have to remember WHAT Mom did, but as long as it kept Dad out of the kitchen]

[batmobilethief]

[Ta-daa!]

Did you call, my moonshine?

[skirtcladgunner]

[LESS WORDS MORE HUGGING!]

[batmobilethief]

[OH HELLO THERE TORI

DID YOU WANT TO BE SWEPT ABOUT AND KISSED ON THE FOREHEAD?

RIDDLER IS GOING TO ASSUME YES]

[sacrificememory]

Who needs a father anyway? [SO HE HAS DADDY ISSUES TOO. Who doesn't.]

[skirtcladgunner]

[Oh, it's... that guy. That guy who Tori has a bit of info about due to the power of the metaish nature of this community. Mostly involving Mithos dislike. We'll ignore that for now.]

Well, unless genetics work differently in your world, a father's sadly essential to life~ ♥

[sacrificememory]

[Yes Tori, and he has metaish knowledge of you as well, but let's try to keep this civil anyway.]

... No, he's not really. But it's really rare from what I've heard.

[neveranhonestword]

...so your father is a terrible person, too. [Thanks to HIS dad, Alvis was on both sides of the replacement father figure deal]

[skirtcladgunner]

...yeah.

[neveranhonestword]

I'm very sorry. Fathers...they're very hit or miss, unfortunately.

[cuteisawayoflife]

Maybe your mun feels like the setting at Asgard might be more up her alley?

Mine's still thinking about taking me to Luceti.

[skirtcladgunner]

...if you go to Luceti, you'll take care of Jeb for me, won't you?

[cuteisawayoflife]

Of course I will!

...what's it like there?

[strength_of_tomorrow]

[Wait. This isn't... referring to him, is it?]

Belt fetish?

[skirtcladgunner]

[A different you, but yes!]

Did I stutter? There's no way you're hard of hearing, even at the age I've heard you really are~

[beauchevalier]

My mundane wishes yours luck into getting Asgard if she decides go. [Of course he had to be the one to do this, of course. Also, he's not discussing the father's day stuff because his father wasn't the best.]

[skirtcladgunner]

Mine thanks yours~ [We're not getting into the tension between them. Nope!]/small> You know my mun, Angelo. She's going to need it~