on action and angst at mayfield_rpg

[sleepwalked]

ok furst of all
i dont thienk you understand how sad its makeing me to not put my mouth all over jakes mouth coz rly
hes a fucken dorky hunk wrapped in a rule 34
omg noo i mean
*45
fuck no
*****NUMBERS (ps where hes boy vrsn of laura croft)
but i cant coz hes OFF LAIMITS but thnx mun for still makin me go on a DAYTE with him
*gate
*gay date
nayways i jus can t fele bad coz janey and dirk :((((((
i m juist so lonely
uhhhghhhhhh
im hthe worst friens evar

Comments

[one_winged_demon]

You are not a terrible friend for having feelings. You can't control your mind.

[sleepwalked]

feelins for someone who has a big red STOP SING ON THEIR FOARHEADS!!!!
:(((( so dumb

[one_winged_demon]

Still not your fault. It's a matter of how you acted, and it seems to me you were thinking about your friend.

[sleepwalked]

i can NOT thonk of janey
thas totes improssible
*probisble
*not happining
it just sux coz my friends are all googa eyez ofver everyone else but im kinmda like
the lonelinest number
hint: its 1

[one_winged_demon]

Still you did the right thing.

And in the end you have to think about this. It's still your friends' choice as to who they like. So if Jake happens to feel romantically for you it isn't your fault.

[cyan_maid]

I wouldn't think you were a bad friend if your Mundane made you do it!
Mundanes make us do all sorts of things, Roxy! It's not your fault.



...You really got to go on a date with Jake?

[sleepwalked]

ugnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
noooooo
janey pls dont hate me i dont knwhat is goin on in this stupid GAYME!!!!
fuck this typo STAYZ COZ ITS DUMB
no one from hoems here and jaeks been sooo nice and
ugh!!!

[cyan_maid]

I don't hate you! Roxy I don't hate you!
It's alright! Really!
I probably would have done the same thing in your situation.
Besides, you said you didn't kiss him or anything, so maybe it could be seen as a friendly time out with friends?
Just tell me what happened, Roxy, I promise I won't be mad.

[sleepwalked]

omggg you so are gonna its not even fumny
he .......
nvm!!!
zippelnips
*omg no not my nips
i cant im sorry im sjust the wrost :((
so much is goin wron
yur some robot persin like dirk fucken made u coz oure all serious and no fun and MOAR than usual fy info
and i havent had a drunk in a moonth

[truffulacide]

Wait. Waaaait.

Back up to the dayt- I mean, date part.

[sleepwalked]

ok my mune is kinda wieird out usin ponk text when talkin to u but w/e
*oink
ugh no pink jhjhgh
idk wut to neven say abut it
we kinda were all on egde coz of the dum makin me the lil hermaid a wek ago
so i guse were on a date idk
its compliencated
*coplicated
*no cops pls

[truffulacide]

Okay, I understood maybe, like...the 10% of that that didn't sound like it was written by a two-year old. Whatever.

You never told me you went out on a date with a guy. You know, as opposed to one of those pill bugs you were talking about.

[sleepwalked]

shuld be glad i dontt got the beast celli and nor comp in mayifeld coz id be the best hacker this sid of the diary farm
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
its not from pillbog wrold
*world
knda a friend from the interawebs
but seein him here n haven no one else is kimda makin me be loose i guess
tl;dr im a slunt and i have no self respcet :((((
*respeckt

[clonksukcer]

[Nobody ever tells you when growing up about the day when you will find yourself in the unenviable position of handing out relationship advice to your paradox-scratch mother. But dammit, prepared or not you are still a Strider, and Striders don't back down when it comes to family.]

think you mean rule 63

[sleepwalked]

omg tech me calcius next ;)
idc what it is its percy and wromg
hmm i like that omg+worong = wromg

[clonksukcer]

so im gonna spend zero time worrying about what 'percy' means and come out and say it straight
youre on the right track here

[sleepwalked]

is it coz im born taht way

or are we bein forreals herre

Countdown to me dropping the thread begins.

[splinterself]

What the hell, Lalonde.

nope

[sleepwalked]

oh nooooooo
umm yes can i help u
whats the sitch
call me bee p me if u wanna reech me etc

Any second now.

[splinterself]

Man, are we really going to do this?
Can we just skip the formalities just this once and get to the point?
I mean, god damn, you know how my mun is. We've got a few more minutes to get this over with before she drops it and moves on to the next shiny thing like some spazzy firefly.

no stop

[sleepwalked]

ok
do what
im jus tryin to have a norms convo
is that a prob
coz im p sure its not
im happy to see you sure but u pick the sheitest tiem to show up
*shitest
its like im ridin guilt liek its a boy band memember

[cheerub]

yoU and mr. english?
this is qUite a tUrn of events roxy!
bUt yoU don't seem very pleased aboUt it :u

[sleepwalked]

hhay hat
*hay
u thoink so??? i mean i guezs coz evryone is fight cub @ jakey and i was kinda just chellaxin on the sidelines like ya
*chillaxen
its compleicated coz i dont want to hurt my friends

[cheerub]

oh...yes it is a pecUliar sitUation when yoU pUt it that way.
and no matter what happens someone will have hUrt feelings.
bUt if yoU are so infatUated with him, then maybe yoU shoUld come oUt of the sidelines and take charge?
i'm sorry if this advice is not so Up to measUre, flUshed feelings are not qUite my area of expertise sad to say. u_u
i do think yoU shoUld at least try.
yoU two woUld make a charming coUple.

[Even if she doesn't quite ship you with jake, as much as she does with dirk. ...Wait.]

[sleepwalked]

its chill i geuss just gotsta be a pro and handeel it to the best of my abilitities
*lol oops
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
)dramatic pasue)
im not evens infantuted with him i guesse idk
its hard to say what i feel beceus i got so many things tryin to tackel me like im a damn footsboll player
and awww noooo dont say that i bet ppl would luv to be flushed w/ u cox u a cutie patcootie :3

....
uhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
yuo think so??