on action and angst at mayfield_rpg

[sleepwalked]

ok furst of all
i dont thienk you understand how sad its makeing me to not put my mouth all over jakes mouth coz rly
hes a fucken dorky hunk wrapped in a rule 34
omg noo i mean
*45
fuck no
*****NUMBERS (ps where hes boy vrsn of laura croft)
but i cant coz hes OFF LAIMITS but thnx mun for still makin me go on a DAYTE with him
*gate
*gay date
nayways i jus can t fele bad coz janey and dirk :((((((
i m juist so lonely
uhhhghhhhhh
im hthe worst friens evar

Comments

[one_winged_demon]

You are not a terrible friend for having feelings. You can't control your mind.

[cyan_maid]

I wouldn't think you were a bad friend if your Mundane made you do it!
Mundanes make us do all sorts of things, Roxy! It's not your fault.



...You really got to go on a date with Jake?

[truffulacide]

Wait. Waaaait.

Back up to the dayt- I mean, date part.

[sleepwalked]

feelins for someone who has a big red STOP SING ON THEIR FOARHEADS!!!!
:(((( so dumb

[sleepwalked]

ugnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
noooooo
janey pls dont hate me i dont knwhat is goin on in this stupid GAYME!!!!
fuck this typo STAYZ COZ ITS DUMB
no one from hoems here and jaeks been sooo nice and
ugh!!!

[one_winged_demon]

Still not your fault. It's a matter of how you acted, and it seems to me you were thinking about your friend.

[sleepwalked]

ok my mune is kinda wieird out usin ponk text when talkin to u but w/e
*oink
ugh no pink jhjhgh
idk wut to neven say abut it
we kinda were all on egde coz of the dum makin me the lil hermaid a wek ago
so i guse were on a date idk
its compliencated
*coplicated
*no cops pls

[truffulacide]

Okay, I understood maybe, like...the 10% of that that didn't sound like it was written by a two-year old. Whatever.

You never told me you went out on a date with a guy. You know, as opposed to one of those pill bugs you were talking about.

[cyan_maid]

I don't hate you! Roxy I don't hate you!
It's alright! Really!
I probably would have done the same thing in your situation.
Besides, you said you didn't kiss him or anything, so maybe it could be seen as a friendly time out with friends?
Just tell me what happened, Roxy, I promise I won't be mad.

[sleepwalked]

shuld be glad i dontt got the beast celli and nor comp in mayifeld coz id be the best hacker this sid of the diary farm
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
its not from pillbog wrold
*world
knda a friend from the interawebs
but seein him here n haven no one else is kimda makin me be loose i guess
tl;dr im a slunt and i have no self respcet :((((
*respeckt

[sleepwalked]

i can NOT thonk of janey
thas totes improssible
*probisble
*not happining
it just sux coz my friends are all googa eyez ofver everyone else but im kinmda like
the lonelinest number
hint: its 1

[truffulacide]

If there's one thing I hate about kids it's that they're all so quick to down themselves for no reason. Leave that to the grown-ups. You're a lot of things, but a floozy isn't one of them.

[sleepwalked]

omggg you so are gonna its not even fumny
he .......
nvm!!!
zippelnips
*omg no not my nips
i cant im sorry im sjust the wrost :((
so much is goin wron
yur some robot persin like dirk fucken made u coz oure all serious and no fun and MOAR than usual fy info
and i havent had a drunk in a moonth

[one_winged_demon]

Still you did the right thing.

And in the end you have to think about this. It's still your friends' choice as to who they like. So if Jake happens to feel romantically for you it isn't your fault.

[sleepwalked]

idk fuck fuck fukc
everythin is wrong
and it sjust sucks
i fele like im on jerry stringer
wait no i mean jerry springer

[one_winged_demon]

Well Jerry would have a field day with you four. Especially Jane and Jake.

[And now he's grinning like he knows a dirty little secret.]

[sleepwalked]

um ill have u know im p matuore for my age
im geetign into teen dramaz but im handlin it like a 20 y/o
:(((
once-ler i feel like a flouzy tho
i domt want to hurt people n i dont wanna hurt my frioends
*friends

[truffulacide]

It's not really drama until your mom gets involved. Next thing you know, you can't face the kids at school much less look at a pair of heart-print boxers without feeling like you gotta crawl under a rock.

...Uh, but yeah. Just an example.

[just a highly-specific one that has nothing to do with him in the least.]

But you're not! You didn't hurt anyone!

[cyan_maid]

I'm really not! I won't be mad at you Roxy, please believe me.
I can tell that the whole situation's made you upset and that you're sorry, so whatever happened, I forgive you. That's what friends are for.
Now, what's this about a Jane robot?

[sleepwalked]

i lobe yoy jane
like seriousnly
*lov
idk!!!
your all stiff and domt remember me and it hurts so bad coz yur takin like american lit n you dont even blab about bakign or pranking
and worst of all.......
i THIONK ur dads here too so idk!!! he gav me the jitters like ur daddy ususanly does
:(((( so ur bascily npc

[sleepwalked]

omg it could b like romeo N julest
and im the danmger
or posin
omgg nooo pls dont get mom involved coz rly thats the last thing i need and that would suck ass
ok im not gonna sk about hearts and all but
i just know ium gonna hurt sumone
IM A MUNSONTERRRRRRRRRRRRRR :(

[sleepwalked]

noiooooope
*i get out of there
iugh can we not get into topix about how fucked up all uof us are coz rly thasts like a whol season on its onwn

[truffulacide]

Oh my gosh, would you stop it! Twenty year-old my butt; you're acting like a preschooler. Is there an off button for you? Do I have to break out the cookies and the nap mats?

You. Are not. A. Monster. Don't you think I'd be the first to tell you if you were?

[one_winged_demon]

Alright fine. Dirk already knows about it just so you're aware but it seems like he's the only one of you four that knows.

Maybe we could just talk about our mutual hate for the Batter Witch?

[cyan_maid]

I love you too, RoLal. BFFSIEZ 4EVERZ, right? :B

Gosh, that doesn't sound like me at all. Are you sure it's not just a construct of the place you're in?
There's no other way I wouldn't remember you, it's got to be something meddlesome!
And...my Dad's there?
How is he doing? I haven't seen him here nor where I am.