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At Apping Him to The Library

You're sending me where?

Look. I have been questioning your judgement from the moment you decided to slap the puppet strings onto me, especially lately, with all your... conversations with Bran's mun. But this?

You are sending me to the second most boring location on the planet.

You do know what Libraries are, don't you? They're full of books.

Do you even know me?

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What exactly is the most boring location in your opinion, cat?

And if I'll be there, it'll be far from boring. Either way, doesn't sound like your standard library. And Bran'll be happy with the books.

Oh for the love of-

Please tell me you are joking. Yes. The three of us in one place together for an extended length of time. This is going to go well.

It'll go well for me, I expect. Whenever I'm ready to get there, I'm sure to have a lot of fun.

Feel free to take your time, Sir Fox. Because I have no desire to be stuck there with you unless you're in a cage.

With a muzzle.

Ooh...

Kinky.

I imagine your spine might be once I've shoved you into a box and locked it up.

Promises, promises.

Tell me, Master Cat, when does your mun plan on getting you there?

As I heard it, she is submitting this 'application' today.

Oh. Ohhh...

Sweetest, softest, smartest kitten, silkpaw, my friend...

... what are you on about.

You don't talk about me a lot, do you?

Trust me. You would not like it if I had.

That is, in face, my old friend, exactly what I am thinking right now.

People don't need to know my legacy, so to say, before I even arrive.

Oh. I see. This is you asking me not to warn them about your poor character and tendency to wreck everyone you touch.

Such brilliance! Such genius! However do you hide it all the time?

Your powers of persuasion seem to be weakening.

Either that or you are being misled.

Not this time.

Nor did you ever think you were before.

Try harder.

It's already too easy.

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