At Apping Him to The Library

[quarrelsomecat]

You're sending me where?

Look. I have been questioning your judgement from the moment you decided to slap the puppet strings onto me, especially lately, with all your... conversations with Bran's mun. But this?

You are sending me to the second most boring location on the planet.

You do know what Libraries are, don't you? They're full of books.

Do you even know me?

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[quarrelsomecat]

As I heard it, she is submitting this 'application' today.

[smugfox]

Oh. Ohhh...

Sweetest, softest, smartest kitten, silkpaw, my friend...

[quarrelsomecat]

... what are you on about.

[smugfox]

You don't talk about me a lot, do you?

[quarrelsomecat]

Trust me. You would not like it if I had.

[smugfox]

That is, in face, my old friend, exactly what I am thinking right now.

People don't need to know my legacy, so to say, before I even arrive.

[quarrelsomecat]

Oh. I see. This is you asking me not to warn them about your poor character and tendency to wreck everyone you touch.

[smugfox]

Such brilliance! Such genius! However do you hide it all the time?

[quarrelsomecat]

Your powers of persuasion seem to be weakening.

[smugfox]

Either that or you are being misled.

[quarrelsomecat]

Not this time.

[smugfox]

Nor did you ever think you were before.

[quarrelsomecat]

Try harder.

[smugfox]

It's already too easy.

[quarrelsomecat]