At Apping Him to The Library

[quarrelsomecat]

You're sending me where?

Look. I have been questioning your judgement from the moment you decided to slap the puppet strings onto me, especially lately, with all your... conversations with Bran's mun. But this?

You are sending me to the second most boring location on the planet.

You do know what Libraries are, don't you? They're full of books.

Do you even know me?

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[smugfox]

What exactly is the most boring location in your opinion, cat?

And if I'll be there, it'll be far from boring. Either way, doesn't sound like your standard library. And Bran'll be happy with the books.

[quarrelsomecat]

Oh for the love of-

Please tell me you are joking. Yes. The three of us in one place together for an extended length of time. This is going to go well.

[smugfox]

It'll go well for me, I expect. Whenever I'm ready to get there, I'm sure to have a lot of fun.

[quarrelsomecat]

Feel free to take your time, Sir Fox. Because I have no desire to be stuck there with you unless you're in a cage.

[quarrelsomecat]

With a muzzle.

[smugfox]

Ooh...

Kinky.

[faeconman]

I think my mun is ultimately to blame for those... conversations. I seem to recall it was her idea that set the whole thing off to begin with.

And besides, it's not exactly your average library. Plenty of adventures to be had.

[quarrelsomecat]

For you, reading still counts as an adventure.

But I suppose it can't be entirely terrible, if you show up eventually.

[faeconman]

Aye, it does, but I did mean adventures in the more conventional sense. I hear you can travel into some of the books.

And I reckon I will come there eventually, when mun feels like she can handle another game. Might wait for Rey to minimize my brooding levels.

[quarrelsomecat]

No rush on my account. I am certain I can handle whatever a few books decide to throw at me.

And I'd still be suspicious of your wording there, Rob. You and 'traveling into books' could just be a phrase for getting sucked into the story figuratively.

[faeconman]

Now you're just being difficult on purpose, nghath.

And I didn't mean to imply that you can't look after yourself. All in all I'd say I'm the frailest one in this bunch.

[smugfox]

Your mun is a beauty and a scholar, don't speak ill of her, fairest!

...although, yes, Dai.

[faeconman]

Shush, she feels bad enough about Dai as it is.

he's an ass...well, you'd know

[smugfox]

I'm sorry. Clearly she's the victim here.

[quarrelsomecat]

In your case it's not called 'being a victim'.

It's called Just Desserts.

And yes, by that I mean you deserve this. I'll even pretend I believe in karma and say that that was you getting what was coming to you.

[faeconman]

[ Is just going to let Ty take it from here because he does not want to talk about this. ]

[quarrelsomecat]

I still hold that they were at least equally responsible for this entire mess.

[faeconman]

You may have a point.

[quarrelsomecat]

Of course I do. Don't I always?

[faeconman]

Most of the time, at least.

[smugfox]

See, my mun loves me.

[quarrelsomecat]

Fuck off, brushtail. I didn't order any smug.

[nobodysweapon]

Libraries aren't always dull. Sometimes they're peaceful.

And sometimes you end up killing five A.I.M. mercenaries in a library.

...That was a really fun day, actually.

[quarrelsomecat]

Peaceful is dull.

But that sounds like the kind of library I would prefer to be in.

[nobodysweapon]

Oh, that wasn't the library's doing, it would have been quiet if I didn't decide to take a nap there.

I guess it means that the library you're going to might be interesting, if there are people there like me. Otherwise you can just cause your own trouble, that works too.

*X-23 has no care for how the librarians might feel about that. They're too sensitive.*