Muse has a shy Mun

[cyan_maid]

Oh, for goodness sake, Miss Mundane!!

You wanted me to go to this place, and I'm there. You have all sorts of ideas about the things you want me to do there, and while I don't know all of them, the ones I do know sound lovely! You are excited every time someone speaks to me!

So why are you frightened to let me speak to others? It's absolutely irrational and you need to stop! It's only going to hurt both of us if you don't! Besides, I doubt anyone in the castle bites!

Comments

[cyan_maid]

What's fun?
Biting?!




I'm certain it's not fun for the bitten party!!

[potionsbro]

WhO ThE FuCk kNoWs?

[cyan_maid]

...
I.
I don't think I'd like to find out who might know.
Yes. Yes, I'm good.

[potionsbro]

ShIt, cHiCa, cAlM YoUr tItS. BeIn' aLl rHeToRiCaL Up InS. YoU AnD YoUr lAdY CoUlD BoTh cAlM ThE FuCk dOwN.

[cyan_maid]

Y-You're...
You're right.
I'm just a little on edge tonight. Perhaps Miss Mundane is, too. It's very late here.
If it's all the same to you, I think I'll strike the biting euphemism from my vocabulary.

[potionsbro]

Do yOuRsElF. MaKeS TaLkInG LeSs cOlOrFuL ThOuGh.

[cyan_maid]

I think I'll be alright. I know a plethora of phrases to color my language with, don't you worry.

[potionsbro]

FuCk'S a PlEtHoRa.

[cyan_maid]

It means "a lot".