Muse has a shy Mun

[cyan_maid]

Oh, for goodness sake, Miss Mundane!!

You wanted me to go to this place, and I'm there. You have all sorts of ideas about the things you want me to do there, and while I don't know all of them, the ones I do know sound lovely! You are excited every time someone speaks to me!

So why are you frightened to let me speak to others? It's absolutely irrational and you need to stop! It's only going to hurt both of us if you don't! Besides, I doubt anyone in the castle bites!

Comments

[princeaihop]

are you shore about that?
absolutely shore?

[He's mad at his mun right now and everyone must experience the thrill of his Bad Mood. Sorry, Jane.]

[cyan_maid]

[It's alright. She can handle it.]

I'm very "shore" indeed! If she just ends up getting cold feet then what is even the point?
It's rather frustrating, is all!!

[princeaihop]

obvviously if shes goin to play you she needs to let you talk
wwhat kind a idiot do you take me for, thinkin i wwas disagreein wwith THAT?
i meant about the "no bitin"

[cyan_maid]

Excuse me? I am certainly NOT an idiot! I take my education very seriously, thank you very much!
And of course they wouldn't bite. Why would they?

[princeaihop]

i doubt it
your readin comprehension needs serious wwork
wwhy wwould they?
wwhy?
didnt it evver occur to you that youre vvery annoyin?
if i wwerent so wwell bred i might bite you myself

for once gam is talkin sense
for cods sake

[cyan_maid]

My reading comprehension is just fine! However, perhaps yours might need some work? The biting thing is an expression! Nobody actually bites anybody!

Well you're not a picture perfect example of behavior yourself, Mister!!

[princeaihop]

did you not read anyfin gam just said?
a course people actually bite
wwhere do you think the expression comes from?
its a stupid expression though
gettin bit is hardly the worst fin someone can do to you

i am bein the vvery model a civvility
an youre not makin that vvery easy
wwith your misreadin an your assumin an your shoutpoles

[cyan_maid]

I'm...
I'm not shouting because I want to.
Alright. Alright, let me...try to be calm. Alright.
I read what the other fellow said. I know people actually bite. I just don't mean it in the way of actual biting.

[princeaihop]

then wwhat wwas the shoutin for?

maybe you should mean it that wway, though
its a legitimate concern

[cyan_maid]

Well, you called me an idiot. Who wouldn't shout when someone calls them an idiot?
No, I really think I'll be quite alright, but if you insist then I'll be on the lookout.

[princeaihop]

i said you wwere callin ME a idiot
an you wwere

[cyan_maid]

I distinctly remember you being the one to first bring "idiot" into our conversation.

[princeaihop]

theres more wways a insultin someone than literally sayin the word
noww youre just bein dense on porpoise

[cyan_maid]

I am not!

I'm really trying to understand, here, and I'm trying not to yell.
Ugh, I'm just so confused right now...

[potionsbro]

GoT To aGrEe WiTh a bRoThEr. PlEnTy oF MoThErFuCkErS BiTe.

StIlL, yOuR LaDy oUgHt tO CoOl dOwN. NoThInG To wOrRy aBoUt. EvEn wItH BiTeS.

[cyan_maid]

[Oh NO...it's YOU!]

As long as you're not hawking anymore of those potions, I might just be wary of any snapping jaws.

Please, tell me I don't have to buy any potions.

[potionsbro]

NaH, SiStEr. AlL SoLd oUt. SoMe pEoPlE KnOw gOoD WaReS WhEn tHeY Up aNd sEe tHeM.

[cyan_maid]

Then I shall take your advice, although I suppose I should explain that the biting bit is an expression. I don't expect anyone to actually bite anyone else.

[potionsbro]

MaYbE YoU ShOuLd. LiKe I sAiD. PlEnTy oF MoThErFuCkErS.

[cyan_maid]

Who would bite? Preposterous. Only when provoked, I'm sure. I don't mean to provoke anyone.

[potionsbro]

ThAt dOn'T MeAn tHeY AiN't pRoVoKeD.

PlUs, sHiT's kInDa fUn.

[cyan_maid]

What's fun?
Biting?!




I'm certain it's not fun for the bitten party!!

[potionsbro]

WhO ThE FuCk kNoWs?

[cyan_maid]

...
I.
I don't think I'd like to find out who might know.
Yes. Yes, I'm good.

[potionsbro]

ShIt, cHiCa, cAlM YoUr tItS. BeIn' aLl rHeToRiCaL Up InS. YoU AnD YoUr lAdY CoUlD BoTh cAlM ThE FuCk dOwN.

[cyan_maid]

Y-You're...
You're right.
I'm just a little on edge tonight. Perhaps Miss Mundane is, too. It's very late here.
If it's all the same to you, I think I'll strike the biting euphemism from my vocabulary.

[potionsbro]

Do yOuRsElF. MaKeS TaLkInG LeSs cOlOrFuL ThOuGh.

[cyan_maid]

I think I'll be alright. I know a plethora of phrases to color my language with, don't you worry.

[potionsbro]

FuCk'S a PlEtHoRa.

[cyan_maid]

It means "a lot".

[one_winged_demon]

[He is here to prove that YES there are people more disconcerting that the clown.]

Don't worry Angel, I'm sure you mun will bring you out to play sometime.

[cyan_maid]

Um...
Thank you for the vote of confidence. I think she needed a nudge in the right direction.

[one_winged_demon]

I'm good at that I think.

So Angel, have you thought about the implications of everything that's being revealed about your universe?

[cyan_maid]

I'm not quite sure what you mean. Revealed as in told to me by...erm, past sessions?

[one_winged_demon]

Well I mean like the fact that the whole Batter Witch thing is real. As well as anything else your mundane has let you see.

[cyan_maid]

The Batterwitch is...something I'm trying to accept for a friend of mine's sake. It's really quite hard, but I did see something very strange before I entered the game that might have something to do with what she's talking about? I'm not sure, though, I haven't gotten the chance to confirm it with her yet. She's kind of preoccupied at the moment.

I haven't really seen anything else. I'm fine this way, though. I can figure everything out on my own!

[one_winged_demon]

Though I'm not looking forward to when you get hit with a little bombshell I'm not going to mention. It'll be pretty nasty.

[cyan_maid]

...
What?!

Oh shoot.

[one_winged_demon]

Don't worry it's nothing fatal.

[cyan_maid]

Just because it isn't fatal doesn't mean it can't turn out horribly! Oh, dear...

[one_winged_demon]

Really it will make your love life a whole lot simpler.

[cyan_maid]

I highly doubt anything could make it simple at this point.
It shall be complicated forever.

[one_winged_demon]

Well it really depends but I'm not going to be the one to break the news to you Angel. I'd rather see someone else tell you.

[cyan_maid]

I suppose I'll wait and see until someone decides to clue me in, then.

[one_winged_demon]

Alright, so if my mun ever gets off his lazy behind I'll be playing a version of Sburb myself. Or whatever it will be called.

[cyan_maid]

Really, now? I hope you enjoy yourself!