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[twoshortlives]

J,

You know what's more unnerving than a lot of guys who look like me?

A lot of girls who look like Cass.

- C.

Comments

[gleans]

Weird, right? She's everywhere, it's kinda creepy.

[twoshortlives]

It's terrifying.

[gleans]

At least the red hair kinda makes them look less like her? To me, anyway.

[twoshortlives]

She's never dyed her hair to troll me, before, but that doesn't mean she won't.

[gleans]

Shit, I can totally see it, too.

[twoshortlives]

She's probably doing it right now. How would I know? She could be sitting at her computer with red dye in her hair.

[sircassidy]

Hey, guys, what's up? Not much, just dropping by to tell you how good I'm gonna look with red hair.

[twoshortlives]

Stop.

[sircassidy]

Stop signs are red, so I'm guessing what you're telling me is that you're really excited to see my Leather Spider hair.

[twoshortlives]

You cannot go around wearing a leather jumpsuit.

[sircassidy]

Yes, I can. Anyone who naysays is gonna get his/her head crushed between my thighs.

[gleans]

I'm gonna neither condemn nor advocate this. But I still kinda find the Leather Spider thing pretty hilarious.

[sircassidy]

The only way people will know it's me is because I'm probably not gonna cry when Chris eventually Hulks out on me for being such a bomb-ass killer-thighed superhero.

[twoshortlives]

Why am I the Hulk? I don't want to be the Hulk.

[gleans]

Never cry when killer thighs are involved.

[sircassidy]

Oh, man! You know what's weirder than that?

Your butt.

[twoshortlives]

That's not that weird. If you want to see something weird, check out Rob Zombie.

[sircassidy]

Oh, I check him out. I check him out all the time. I'm mind-groping Eddie as we speak and that totally counts, too.

[twoshortlives]

That's the weirdest thing of all. He's old enough to be...older than your dads.

[sircassidy]

Doesn't make him not hot. Anyway, aren't you, like, an ancient vampire who sucked Abraham Lincoln's dick?

what the

[twoshortlives]

Why would you say that?

No.

your mom

[sircassidy]

Vampstopher, you can't just ask people why they're old.

Anyway, my dads are old and hot, too. So, like. I really don't see where you're going with this.

[twoshortlives]

There's nothing wrong with being old. It's just weird for you to hit on people who are older than your parents.

[sircassidy]

Do you really think I'm gonna hit on a hot chick's husband? Wow.

[twoshortlives]

I don't know, I feel like this is a trick question. Am I supposed to say no, because you're more likely to hit on the hot chick?