dear_mun | (no subject)

J,

You know what's more unnerving than a lot of guys who look like me?

A lot of girls who look like Cass.

- C.

Stop signs are red, so I'm guessing what you're telling me is that you're really excited to see my Leather Spider hair.

You cannot go around wearing a leather jumpsuit.

Yes, I can. Anyone who naysays is gonna get his/her head crushed between my thighs.

That's so wildly inappropriate, I almost don't have a response.

CHRISTOPHER

I'M LEATHER SPIDER

THAT'S WHAT I DO

No, that's.

No.

That's not even a real thing.

Did you just say Avengers wasn't a real thing?

I said "leather spider" wasn't a real thing.

Oh, I suppose you'd say the same for the Green Ferrigno, too.

Yes, actually, I would.

What planet do you live on?

You are so mean sometimes I just want to fart on you.

I'm mean? You're the one who admitted you aren't respectful to me.

I don't respect people who tell me I'm making shit up.