dear_mun | (no subject)

J,

You know what's more unnerving than a lot of guys who look like me?

A lot of girls who look like Cass.

- C.

There's nothing wrong with being old. It's just weird for you to hit on people who are older than your parents.

Do you really think I'm gonna hit on a hot chick's husband? Wow.

I don't know, I feel like this is a trick question. Am I supposed to say no, because you're more likely to hit on the hot chick?

First of all, I'm this thing called "respectful".

Second of all, yeah, I want to make out with Mona first.

...This is brand new information.

Not the second part.

I'm respectful of married people.*

*Unless you're married and married people are you.

See, that's rude.

NO U

Ugh.

Your mom ughs.