Regarding entranceway's next event

[thneedifestdestiny]

Right. Okay...I think I get this whole alternate universe magical school thingy you keep talking about.

What I don't get is why you're putting me in Slytherin. You see, that's the Bad Guy house. I clearly don't belong there. Yeah, yeah, I know you keep trying to tell me about that thing I'm supposedly going to do, but I haven't done anything wrong yet! Don't you think you're being a little unfair, sticking me with all the dark wizards over something that hasn't even happened yet?

Come on, can't you put me in Ravenclaw or something? Or even Gryffindor! I could so be a Gryffindor. My Thneed is going to change the world, and that's obviously more of a Gryffindorish thing. Either way, I don't belong in Slytherin, so stop trying to make my life miserable, okay?

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[thneedifestdestiny]

Your mun sounds pretty silly herself.

[He's kind of pouty. Why does everyone keep picking Slytherin for him?!]

But fine. I guess it can't be all bad guys. But that doesn't mean it isn't mostly bad guys.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

I had a friend who was a Slytherin, and he was actually really polite. And this one boy... He was strange, but not bad. And my boyfriend was a Slytherin.

You don't have to worry.

[thneedifestdestiny]

...Oh.

[He coughs into his hand, straightens his posture, and tries to pretend like he didn't just insult her boyfriend by proxy by going on about how bad everyone in Slytherin is.]

Well, that's, uh, great! Good for them!

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Mmmmmm. Thanks.

[thneedifestdestiny]

Theeeen again, you were dating one of them! Maybe he made you a little biased in favor of Slytherins.

[He's kidding, really. At least 95% kidding.]

[hairflyingheartpounding]

That's... Actually a possibility.