thneedifestdestiny: No One Knows I'm Gone - Tom Waits (It's not a competition)
The Once-ler ([personal profile] thneedifestdestiny) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-06-13 03:27 pm

Regarding [community profile] entranceway's next event

Right. Okay...I think I get this whole alternate universe magical school thingy you keep talking about.

What I don't get is why you're putting me in Slytherin. You see, that's the Bad Guy house. I clearly don't belong there. Yeah, yeah, I know you keep trying to tell me about that thing I'm supposedly going to do, but I haven't done anything wrong yet! Don't you think you're being a little unfair, sticking me with all the dark wizards over something that hasn't even happened yet?

Come on, can't you put me in Ravenclaw or something? Or even Gryffindor! I could so be a Gryffindor. My Thneed is going to change the world, and that's obviously more of a Gryffindorish thing. Either way, I don't belong in Slytherin, so stop trying to make my life miserable, okay?