Regarding entranceway's next event

[thneedifestdestiny]

Right. Okay...I think I get this whole alternate universe magical school thingy you keep talking about.

What I don't get is why you're putting me in Slytherin. You see, that's the Bad Guy house. I clearly don't belong there. Yeah, yeah, I know you keep trying to tell me about that thing I'm supposedly going to do, but I haven't done anything wrong yet! Don't you think you're being a little unfair, sticking me with all the dark wizards over something that hasn't even happened yet?

Come on, can't you put me in Ravenclaw or something? Or even Gryffindor! I could so be a Gryffindor. My Thneed is going to change the world, and that's obviously more of a Gryffindorish thing. Either way, I don't belong in Slytherin, so stop trying to make my life miserable, okay?

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I used to play her in a Hogwarts AU. I had to comment. /)_(\

[hairflyingheartpounding]

You forgot the best house.

Hogwarts AUs are the best AUs +o+

[thneedifestdestiny]

Huh? Oh, right. That other one. Pufflehuff or something, right?

They are indeed!

[hairflyingheartpounding]

It's called Hufflelpuff.

[And Rapunzel actually believes in House unity and all, but. She also likes to tease sometimes.]

It's the house two Ministers of Magic came from. And the founder of Hogsmeade. Plus, there's the badger. Badgers are much more interesting than ravens or lions.

[thneedifestdestiny]

Huh. I guess being the world-changing founding father of the Thneed from Hufflepuff wouldn't be awful.

[It sure sounds impressive, the way she puts it!]

...My mun keeps laughing at the thought of me in Hufflepuff though, like some crazy weirdo. Apparently she doesn't think I'm Hufflepuff material, but that just shows what she knows - I'm the hardest-working guy I know!

[He's significantly lacking in loyalty though. Oops.]

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Well, muns are silly sometimes.

[She shrugs.]

But my mun seems to think you'd be a good Slytherin, too. And... It's not all bad guys, you know.

[thneedifestdestiny]

Your mun sounds pretty silly herself.

[He's kind of pouty. Why does everyone keep picking Slytherin for him?!]

But fine. I guess it can't be all bad guys. But that doesn't mean it isn't mostly bad guys.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

I had a friend who was a Slytherin, and he was actually really polite. And this one boy... He was strange, but not bad. And my boyfriend was a Slytherin.

You don't have to worry.

[thneedifestdestiny]

...Oh.

[He coughs into his hand, straightens his posture, and tries to pretend like he didn't just insult her boyfriend by proxy by going on about how bad everyone in Slytherin is.]

Well, that's, uh, great! Good for them!

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Mmmmmm. Thanks.

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[just1c3w1tch]

As a Slytherin who is going to be an Auror one day, I find your accusations of dark wizardry baseless and slanderous.

You, Mister, are rude. [Stern face!]

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[just1c3w1tch]

[...Then she breaks down into giggles.] Maybe you should be a Gryffindor.

[thneedifestdestiny]

You're just a little kid. You've got plenty of time to ruin your life with bad choices and dark magic.

[He's not amused by her giggling though. Not even a little bit. He'd rather pout and be grumpy about it instead.]

[thneedifestdestiny]

Theeeen again, you were dating one of them! Maybe he made you a little biased in favor of Slytherins.

[He's kidding, really. At least 95% kidding.]

[hairflyingheartpounding]

That's... Actually a possibility.