strongestcoward: (SEISEISEISEISEISEI!?)
Kishin Asura ([personal profile] strongestcoward) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-06-13 03:30 pm
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He's gotten the wrong end of the stick.

But I don't want to marry the one armed waffle faced witch! She'd be a terrible mother and I bet she'd nag! I'm a confirmed bachelor!

...And also she hates me!
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strongestcoward: (Epic pouting maneuver!)

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2012-06-14 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You lie like a witch! [Can't deny that one, Patchy!]

weekwitch: (pic#2767362)

[personal profile] weekwitch 2012-06-14 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust me when I say that I want absolutely nothing to do with you.
strongestcoward: (Maybe a little hurt.)

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2012-06-15 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
That is exactly what you would say if you had an obsession with me.
weekwitch: (pic#1666915)

[personal profile] weekwitch 2012-06-15 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't.
strongestcoward: (Wind swept.)

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2012-06-15 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yes you would, because you'd know I wouldn't want you so you'd pretend you hated me until you had a way to hook me in! Well, you'd be a dreadful wife, so I'm not falling for it, so there!
weekwitch: (pic#2568838)

[personal profile] weekwitch 2012-06-15 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
You are impossible.
strongestcoward: (Don't bore me.)

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2012-06-15 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
You're just mad that I'd be a better husband than you'd be a wife.
weekwitch: (pic#1666920)

[personal profile] weekwitch 2012-06-15 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. That is it exactly.
strongestcoward: (Oh damn oh damn oh damn...)

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2012-06-15 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
So, you admit it! Whilst I'd be caring and loving and rub your feet you'd whine and nag and not let me touch your butt! "I can't do house work with one arm, Asura!" "Clean up all these clowns, Asura!" "Not tonight Asura, you're so unmacho I've gotten a headache!"
weekwitch: (pic#2932945)

[personal profile] weekwitch 2012-06-15 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Your power of perception is prodigious. I have no idea how you managed to guess.
strongestcoward: (I'm so not in love with you.)

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2012-06-15 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Sudden gear change!] Ah...You know, flattery won't get me back into bed.
weekwitch: (pic#1666920)

[personal profile] weekwitch 2012-06-15 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm crushed.

[She doesn't even miss a beat.]
strongestcoward: ('3')

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2012-06-15 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's no reason to quit straight away! Geeze...
weekwitch: (pic#2567835)

[personal profile] weekwitch 2012-06-15 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Considering I never wanted it in the first place?
strongestcoward: (Show me something.)

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2012-06-15 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
The first place and the finishing line are two different things.

[If The Love Hotel has taught him anything, which it has not, it's that.]
weekwitch: (1112)

[personal profile] weekwitch 2012-06-15 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
I am devastated by this revelation.
weekwitch: (pic#2632530)

[personal profile] weekwitch 2012-06-15 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
As your loyal wife I have no choice but to obey this command.

[It's her one way of getting to Asura. She's not going to stop for the world.]
strongestcoward: (But mommy I don't wanna go to school!)

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2012-06-15 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Heeik! I said stop! Or. Or. OR I WON'T LET YOU HAVE A HEN NIGHT!
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