He's gotten the wrong end of the stick.

[strongestcoward]

But I don't want to marry the one armed waffle faced witch! She'd be a terrible mother and I bet she'd nag! I'm a confirmed bachelor!

...And also she hates me!

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[weekwitch]

Your power of perception is prodigious. I have no idea how you managed to guess.

[strongestcoward]

[Sudden gear change!] Ah...You know, flattery won't get me back into bed.

[weekwitch]

I'm crushed.

[She doesn't even miss a beat.]

[strongestcoward]

Well, that's no reason to quit straight away! Geeze...

[weekwitch]

Considering I never wanted it in the first place?

[strongestcoward]

The first place and the finishing line are two different things.

[If The Love Hotel has taught him anything, which it has not, it's that.]

[weekwitch]

I am devastated by this revelation.

[strongestcoward]

...Quit it!

[weekwitch]

As your loyal wife I have no choice but to obey this command.

[It's her one way of getting to Asura. She's not going to stop for the world.]

[strongestcoward]

Heeik! I said stop! Or. Or. OR I WON'T LET YOU HAVE A HEN NIGHT!