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[stormtrooper]

Standing by for orders, ma'am.






Permission to speak freely?

It might help if you decided which stormtrooper I am.

Comments

[profitableboron]

No—n-no problem. I just...you're a clone, right?

[stormtrooper]

It's possible, but not necessarily true. I may have enlisted.

[profitableboron]

Really? I thought all you guys were clones.

[stormtrooper]

At one point we were. All Imperial stormtroopers were clones at the foundation of the Empire, but the ranks became more integrated over the years.

[profitableboron]

Huh.

Never thought clones were a real thing where I come from until...they were.

[Lame, Sam. Lame.]

[stormtrooper]

Technically, sir, human clones are not terribly uncommon, though most of them are referred to as identical twins.

[profitableboron]

[Those are two different things where Sam comes from, buddy.]

Yeah, identical twins aren't the same thing. At least, where I come from, they aren't.

[stormtrooper]

Noted, sir.

[profitableboron]

So your mun...gonna play you somewhere, then?

[stormtrooper]

Currently unknown. It depends in part on her deciding who I am.

[profitableboron]

Ah, I gotcha...there's only two of me to choose from, so. I mean, the other guy is a better choice, I think.

[stormtrooper]

I'll venture, sir, that it depends on the situation and what your mundane desires to play. As it does with mine.

[Older philosophical stormtrooper with a sense of justice willing to pursue it at the expense of his career, or younger leader-y stormtrooper with a sense of justice and even more willingness to pursue it... decisions, decisions.]

[profitableboron]

Y-Yeah...guess so.

[Sounds difficult, man. No middle ground?]

[stormtrooper]

[Those are my two favorites. Though which one I favor more...]

[profitableboron]

[That's all on you, bro.

Or make another account and do both! Aw yeah.]