Don't ask.

[spyper]

Oh, thank you for letting me breathe, dear mundane! It has been far too long since I've stretched my legs, so to speak.

Tell me, when are you going to put me somewhere? Anywhere will do, really. I am just so bored, I need companionship.

[Cracks his neck.]

I need someone t' bloody backstab, you idiotic, sad excuse for a human being.

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[hasstandards]

[Unsuuuuuuuuure.]

[spyper]

[Suddenly there will be a Spy? A BLU Sniper? man standing behind you!

He's very, very close, uncomfortably so.]

Bonjour!

[hasstandards]

[And time to step allllll the way over here.]

And just who are you supposed to be?

[spyper]

[Follows!]

Ah, who do I look like?

Are you confused, monsieur?

[hasstandards]

[Another one of those long, I'm-clearly-trying-to-get-away-from-you steps.]

Right. Let's put it that way.

[spyper]

[Still follows. Spyper is a determined little bugger.]

Ohhoohohoho~

I am Spyper!

[Cracks his neck.]

And I'm gonna carve you a new cakehole.

[hasstandards]

... You're what.

[spyper]

Spyper.

That's all I said! I am Spyper.

[hasstandards]

That doesn't answer my question at all.

[medick]

[ there's no talking there's just shooting his face or trying.

it's become a knee-jerk reaction. ]

[spyper]

[Uses his Spyper!Powers to magically dodge, cloak, then appear behind you.]

Bonjour, doctor.

[medick]

[ KLADFHKJDF!!!!! ]

What's wrong with you? First the change of clothes, and now the lack of a knife on my back.

[not_onyourside]

[What is it. Why is it.]

Dare I eenquire as to what ees going on?

[spyper]

I simply do not understand the confusion.

I am but a mere Spyper, here to make friends.

[not_onyourside]

Spyper.

But of course you are.

[Congratulations.. even Spy is at a loss here.]

[christianbrutalsniper]

[Hanging upside down right behind you, spyper!]

I see ya'!

oh my god who are you

[spyper]

[Actually panics for a minute because nobody shows up behind Spyper that's his job

After nearly jumping out of his skin, he regains composure and turns around.]

Well, I can say I have never witnessed you do that, before.

just another gmod fan B3

[christianbrutalsniper]

[Annnnd now he's dropping to the floor.

He's up almost instantly though, and right in your face.

With a tribalman's shiv.]

Ya' ready t'meet Sharpy?