Don't ask.

[spyper]

Oh, thank you for letting me breathe, dear mundane! It has been far too long since I've stretched my legs, so to speak.

Tell me, when are you going to put me somewhere? Anywhere will do, really. I am just so bored, I need companionship.

[Cracks his neck.]

I need someone t' bloody backstab, you idiotic, sad excuse for a human being.