elementarily: (don't need nothing else)
sherlock holmes ([personal profile] elementarily) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-01-18 09:57 pm

homeless.

It will not be in your best interests to attempt to play me. We both know what happens when you start "trying". I require precision, skill, and an intellect that eclipses your tepid inclination at intelligence by an embarrassing amount.

Now, if you are not too addled by your pointlessly puerile endeavors, fetch me a dead pig and a heater.

Pig, I said. Must I always repeat myself around you?
jamesmoriarty: (That's that.)

[personal profile] jamesmoriarty 2012-01-19 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
A dead pig?

[ Oh, this is the start of something new and frankly quite adorable! He'd be proud that Sherlock has a new friend but that just means that a fourth gunman would need to be hired to take out the pig if necessary and no one needs such complication.

He gives a light shrug. Hakuna Matata. ]


Though who am I to judge the company you choose to keep?