homeless.

[elementarily]

It will not be in your best interests to attempt to play me. We both know what happens when you start "trying". I require precision, skill, and an intellect that eclipses your tepid inclination at intelligence by an embarrassing amount.

Now, if you are not too addled by your pointlessly puerile endeavors, fetch me a dead pig and a heater.

Pig, I said. Must I always repeat myself around you?