Hopefully sending him to scorched, muwahahaha...

[concasse]

Mun-chan, now... I've been with you for almost three years - three gloriously enjoyable years at a lady's beck and call, I assure you~!

... But if I may say, I think I can tell by now when your ideas need a little... revision-- N-not by much! [waving hands beseechingly in the air please don't kill him!] Just some tweaking, here and there, I'd be honored to--

...

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Mun-chan. Promising me new icons isn't gonna make me wanna go to this shitty Scorched place. You've almost hit 250 as it is. [sigh] No, fanart's not gonna cut it either-- Oi! Don't bring Usopp into this!!

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[He'd like to say something more, some sort of promise or assurance like he'll try his best not to make things uncomfortable, but in the end, he can't promise that, and he shouldn't--he wonders if Sanji knows how most of his promises end up.

There's silence a moment longer, and then he draws himself up to look and sound offended at the geezer comment.]

Oi, oi! I'm not that old! And you should have more respect for your elders! [POINT POINT POINTY AT YOU.]