therealgenius: (I don't even know and I'm angry.)
Justin Hammer ([personal profile] therealgenius) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-06-04 03:04 pm
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on the consequences of being a total douchelord

Why do you keep letting people kick me in the face?

[because you deserve it]




You said I was beautiful.
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therealgenius: (Checking you out for the last time.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-04 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds like Yzma has some shitty shoes.

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-06-04 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh...uhhh. Don't say that, pal!

You don't want to make Yzma angry. [Kronk blinked dumbly for a bit.]
therealgenius: (The only terrible thing is Tony's breath)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-04 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't see any Yzma here, so I think I'm good.

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-06-04 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but she hides behind stuff. She's real skinny!

...do I get to poke that thing on your nose? [Glasses.]
therealgenius: (...not so excite.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-04 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh my God, who let this guy out without an adult?]

No. You don't.

Ever.

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-06-04 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kronk had been by himself for a couple of years now and that was probably the reason why he ended up with the world's ugliest cougar. Someone really needed an adult.]

Ohh. Okay. Not even if I give you half of my chocolate surprise muffin?
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