on the consequences of being a total douchelord

[therealgenius]

Why do you keep letting people kick me in the face?

[because you deserve it]




You said I was beautiful.

Comments

[bloodbrothers]

You look better kicked in the face. [ Kanye shrug. ]

[therealgenius]

[Why you gotta hate?]

Yeah, well, you're stark raving mad, so your opinion doesn't mean a thing.

[bloodbrothers]

[ Aww, if he hated you, you'd be dead. Take it as a compliment. ]

My opinion means everything, don't pout.

[weaverwove]

[ sorry, Justin, there is a horrible creature here petting your hair. a soft glossy-black leg ruffling that little hair lookit you. ]

A silly sorry un-sunny un-sly, a wreck romp, beautiful full a beaut a kicking thing.

Again!

[therealgenius]

[Oh, fuck. This has to be one of Loki's kids, right?

Can he just...go Google "giant black widows" real quick? He'll be right back, promise!]

...are you calling me beautiful, uh, spider lady?

[squeak_squeaker]

I know, I know! You should grow a bigger chin, so they break their foot! [Kronk advice was the best advice.]

[therealgenius]

...are you serious?

[the_phoenix_rises]

Maybe you should work on being less of a jerk and then she won't want to constantly kick you in the face.

[therealgenius]

I'm sorry, who are you and what have I done to offend you?

[bite_that_kills]

I don't see the problem here.

man i cannot use this icon enough

[therealgenius]

[LOOK

AT THIS

PITIFUL

FACE

have mercy

also he hates you ♥]

[sweet_riiiiims]

Must be your charming personality.

ew look who it is

[therealgenius]

[Hey, did you know that you're a giant fucking robot?

Let him drink it in, just give him a second. This is awesome, okay.]

[assemble]

She knows a good look.

[therealgenius]

Really? Putting me in prison wasn't good enough for you?

[coluan]

[Querla is just...going to sigh, fish cloth from her side pouch.]

Come here. [So she can clean the dirt from your face.]

[therealgenius]

[nnnnnnot quite yet, sorry, there's an issue here...]

Kermit?

i love you so much for playing this guy

[goingtoenjoythis]

Now why would people kick you in the face?

oh why thank you kind sir or madame (madam?)

[therealgenius]

I'm surrounded by wannabe superheroes and the sharks of the business world.

I think they're jealous, personally.

[starknaked]

Why do you keep setting things up where some people feel they have no other choice?

[therealgenius]

This coming from the guy who has babies with Loki? Are you shitting me right now?

[why yes that is him tossing out a sassy frassy pose tyvm]

[theothereight]

I don't think it's their fault that your face is...

[she gestures at all of that]

You know.

[therealgenius]

Yours is ten times worse, but you have superheroes at your disposal, isn't that right?

[freelicks]

My mundane can't seem to stop laughing at your misfortune, that can't be a good sign.

[therealgenius]

That's nice.

I hate your mundane.

[JUSTIN HAMMER WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS

Also Cap-look-a-like where are you clothes]